Hey, This post is on behalf of my friend. He is having trouble getting the ladies, anyone help him out? Here is a pic of him:

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Hi Zezima

I get it.

Either way, tell him to suit up.
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Tell him to get a bigger dick, and lots and lots of cash.

EDIT: Could you not give us a better picture?
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Last edited by FireFromTheVoid at May 25, 2011,
for starters, he should invest in a paper bag or two.
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It's not because he's fat. I've recently been going through a phase where I want to have sex with a fat Black guy. But, maybe he should be Black?

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