#1
So what if it's 2:33? I still need sandwiches at this time. Does your woman ever treat you such ways?
#4
I can't remember when I last enjoyed these jokes. Oh right, I never did. Carry on.
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#5
Making your own sandwich is far better than having your woman make it. You can fill that mofo up with cheese, bacon, fried sausage, whatever you want, and she can't complain about the "heart attack" you will "inevitably" suffer.
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#6
Quote by Neopowell the PUSO
Making your own sandwich is far better than having your woman make it. You can fill that mofo up with cheese, bacon, fried sausage, whatever you want, and she can't complain about the "heart attack" you will "inevitably" suffer.
The mofo was sadly not filled. I need to get some more green onions and other amazing things for sandwiches. Plus, peanut butter banana sandwiches in a heart shape are still great. It's ****ing peanut butter.
#7
I don't have a woman .
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#8
Quote by White_Venom1993
The mofo was sadly not filled. I need to get some more green onions and other amazing things for sandwiches. Plus, peanut butter banana sandwiches in a heart shape are still great. It's ****ing peanut butter.


My personal favourite is pepper-fried bacon with boursin cheese as a spread. It's so good it'll give your tongue a boner.
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#12
I just made a sandwich, bread, mustard, cheese, salad, bacon, bread, mustard, cheese, mayo, chicken, bread. From the bottom up, in that order
#13
Quote by Mr Winters
It's been ages since the last time I ate a sammich.


This.

The most recent I had was a cheese, bacon and tomato toasted sammich last week. I just can't seem to eat them without toasting them
#14
Quote by Neo Evil11
I don't have a woman .

this

And I made myself a sandwich a couple hours ago in the morning.
#15
Quote by triface
Don't have one. I just came in to say...

Congratulations. You're now your own bitch.

I think this logic is flawless.
#16
I have no woman, and even if I did, I'm too afraid of being poisoned to let anyone prepare my food.
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#17
Okay, I want a sammich now.
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#18
Quote by entity0009
I have no woman, and even if I did, I'm too afraid of being poisoned to let anyone prepare my food.

This. So I wouldn't command somebody to make it for me, even if they were my property.
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#19
Wow, this is a stupid thread. These jokes were never funny and using them just makes you seem like a douche.
#20
Quote by T.s.e
Wow, this is a stupid thread. These jokes were never funny and using them just makes you seem like a douche.
But of course. I only use the joke around her for a bit of fun. That and old people seem to get a long with the joke well. That and I reaaaaally like sandwiches honestly.
#21
Ha. Ha.

Funny thread.

I'm rolling on the floor laughing.

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#22
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Ha. Ha.

Funny thread.

I'm rolling on the floor laughing.

I'm now joining the effort for a special sarcasm font.

I almost bitched at you for changing your avatar. Then I noticed what it is now.
#23
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I almost bitched at you for changing your avatar. Then I noticed what it is now.



I know, right? Ogonia is a genius.
#24
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I know, right? Ogonia is a genius.


no, it's one word, Theogonia. it was the name of my old band (which we got from the Rotting Christ album of the same name)
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