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A bunch of horses got herpes so now the rodeo queens have to ride stick horses.



Thoughts on these dirty horses?
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#2
what the...
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what the...


I was expecting something a little more... sexy from you.
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I was expecting something a little more... sexy from you.


Me too.


But, what the...
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#6
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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When I was 11.

Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



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#8
fatal herpes. whoa
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#10
The only cure is...

More cowbell.
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#11
So you can't ride a horse that has the herps?
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#13
I had heard of the horse herpes outbreak, but not this story... Seems a little...silly if you ask me, just cancel the thing...
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#15
Davis county Utah? ..........................................

I was born there.

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<.<

What the actual ****.
#16
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I'm gonna be honest with you guys. I've personally slept with each and every one of those horses. Seabiscuit was a real fox.

That's pretty impressive, you must be hung like a horse.
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That's pretty impressive, you must be hung like a horse.

Apparently according to the news article on the UG front page yesterday, the rumors of Kurt Cobain were leaked.


He had an enormous penis.
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#20
I don't understand this but I love minge.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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