#1
im very new at percussion, im confused at where to start. should i learn certain rhythms? i want to be able to play along with worship music, any suggestions?
#2
Learn how to count time signatures and various note values, if you don't already. Check out www.snarescience.com for some good exercises.
I can only listen to so many breakdowns and "spoken word" vocals before I wanna puke.

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That's enough, Djent people. We get it.
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