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#1
Has anyone ever wondered
that maybe there are some
famous guitarists or other
famous people on ug
and no one knows who they
really are
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#3
I am one.
Quote by blackflag49
Condoms, for all the copious amounts of pussy with which you will be inevitably bombarded from this moment onward.


#4
Has anyone really
been far even as
decided to use even
go want to do look
more like
?
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#6
Has anyone told you how annoying you are? This is Johann Sebastian Bach denouncing tortilla, both the user and the flour based wrap.

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
#8
Hey


man


I think


you're pretty cool guy and yuo kill ealiens n stuff.
Quote by Pleasure2kill
The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#9
Quote by sadSTATUE
Has anyone really
been far even as
decided to use even
go want to do look
more like
?

You've got to be
kidding me. I've been
further even more decided
to use even go
need to do look more
as anyone can.
Can you really be
far even as decided half
as much to use go
wish for
that?


#10
Who the hell
actually types
like this?
Tell me who's that writin'...
#11
Hidden people
made me think
of X-files, so
went I clicked this
thread I was rather
surprised and a
bit disappointed
For shame ts
I thought I was
gonna be able
to put up a
Mulder and
Scully image here

Also; do you suffer a severe form of carpal tunnel syndrome?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#12
I'm John Bercow, the Speaker in House of Commons. How had no one realised that?
Woffelz

Twitter
Youtube
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Ibanez RG2550Z/SRX430
Alesis Core 1
BIAS FX


I'm a student. I've got no time or space for an amp!
#14
seriously, you are the biggest
gangsta ever, not like the occasional
dickhead we have on this forum,
and all the idiots here are like 'oh,
i hope you die in a fire
because im cool'

(to the sober people, skip the second, third and fifth lines)
Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#16
Quote by laid-to-waste
seriously, you are the biggest
gangsta ever, not like the occasional
dickhead we have on this forum,
and all the idiots here are like 'oh,
i hope you die in a fire
because im cool'

(to the sober people, skip the second, third and fifth lines)

...modes and scales are still useless.


Quote by PhoenixGRM
Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
Quote by sam b
Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

Thanks
Quote by PhoenixGRM
But our Band is Listana
Last edited by Xiaoxi at May 28, 2011,
#17
For some reason
I've always thought
that Slash
has an UG account
and frequents the
forums
I don't know why
It's not how big your pencil is; it's how you write your name.
#19
I reckon that
Jimi Hendrix has
been reborn in
the realm we
frequent but
only in the form
of a Ultimate
Guitar account
and I believe that
his powers make
him some sort of
godly nuclear weapon
and maybe he
is reborn as a
user named
Ghefly.
#20
I am famous
a person of
great notoriety
within the community
of this town of place
I live in it
Fame fame fame fame fame fame fame fame
Lennon said it
In a Bowie song
#21
ok my personaly i think both geebz and tsk
are both town geebz might be better
seeing as how even we dont lync him
he probably wont play that much
that hes sacard off
so im gonna change my vote
(damn i hate changing votes)
#22
Quote by Kylianvb
Who the hell
actually types
like this?

You just
did!
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#23
I love
these line breaks they
are so intense
because now I
can appear creative
while typing
a short sentence
quickly.
Super
Old
Cats
Are
Surprising

Many profile views... few friends...
#24
Holy shit, I am so sick of everyone typing like that. I cant be the only one.
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#25
If you care to notice my profile picture you will discover I am actually Buckethead.

>_>
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#26
Quote by WCPhils
Holy shit, I am so sick of everyone typing like that. I cant be the only one.

Sorry bro
but
it seems it
'
s
just you.
Quote by Pleasure2kill
The truth is, Muslims never apologized for their faith having something to do with the attacks on 9/11.
#28
I happen
to be Big
Gay Al.
And Towelie.
In one.
Don't forget
to bring a towel,
you silly
goose.

PS I hate you tortilla. Though not the flour or corn flatbreads. They are delicious. You are not.
#29
Are we all doing
Haiko poems as
the river ran by
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#30
Quote by WCPhils
Holy shit, I am so sick of everyone typing like that. I cant be the only one.

Haters
gonna

hate.


A poem.
#31
Quote by damian_91
Sorry bro
but
it seems it
'
s
just you.



OK


___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#33
I admit it guys.

I am the batman.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#34
hey everyone
while we are doing
this, click the orange
text in my sig
to play the
mafia game against
your favorite UGers!
mafia III sign ups
are going on right now

it is a game of logic
and deduction
so you smart folk
will do good
especially if you
like psychology and shit
#35
Quote by due 07
hey everyone
while we are doing
this, click the orange
text in my sig
to play the
mafia game against
your favorite UGers!
mafia III sign ups
are going on right now

it is a game of logic
and deduction
so you smart folk
will do good
especially if you
like psychology and shit


Are you drunk now again?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#37
The way that people
are talking
seems like
they are really,
really,
really
out of
breath.
Hull City A.F.C

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#38
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Are you drunk now again?


i think the rule of thumb is if you're abusing enjambments, you're probably high.
Quote by cam_sampbell
The way that people
are talking
seems like
they are really,
really,
really
out of
breath.


Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#39
Quote by TheBurningFish
I admit it guys.

I am the batman.

Batman was gay? Who knew?

Well, now that I think about it...
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#40
Quote by cam_sampbell
The way that people
are talking
seems like
they are really,
really,
really
out of
breath.



EDIT: **** YOU LAID TO WASTE **** YOU


Quote by Td_Nights
Batman was gay? Who knew?

Well, now that I think about it...

Batman sticks his dick in whatever the **** he wants.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
Last edited by TheBurningFish at May 28, 2011,
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