#1
so apparently ghosts are prone to take up residence in the vaginas of women, and in the anuses of men. i was not aware that this was a problem.

http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/ghosthunting/ParanomalSex.php

Many strange stories in the far east have circulated about ghosts living in a haunted persons anus or rectum. Some just think it that have been attacked by a ghost or evil spirit, still others know that a real ghost has crawled up their butts. These pesky ghosts are said to cause mad uncontrollable bouts of farting and serious constipation or diarrhea.


and how exactly do you get rid of an anal ghost? with a magical enema! or a booze enema so the ghost gets drunk and falls out.

To rid your self of such horrible colon or anal ghosts, special ritual magical enemas are recommended.Any kind of oral laxitives do not effect this type of haunting. In some cultures spicy hot Enemas are said to chase a ghosts from a persons bowels in many cultures wine or beer enemas are used to get the ghost drunk so he will just fall out of the person and it then can be captured and put into a bottle or container for safe keeping.



and here is a picture of a butt ghost:




also apparently you can be raped by ghosts. the more you know.
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#3
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Why would anything, living or dead, want to be anywhere within a 15 mile radius of my anus? And I'm not speaking for everyone's anus, I'm talking about mine specifically. Like, it's bad.


well, if the ghost is from new jersey too, im sure he's used to those sorts of smells.
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#4
^ +1 to Twist of Fate

of all the places a dead spirit could choose to live / go, why go up someones butt. thats like... DYING AND SPENDING ETERNITY IN SOMEONES STINKY BUTT theres just no better way of putting it.
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Well I guess...
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Why would anything, living or dead, want to be anywhere within a 15 mile radius of my anus? And I'm not speaking for everyone's anus, I'm talking about mine specifically. Like, it's bad.


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Some ghosts probably like Anal, a lot, and are willing to do ANYONE to get some, even you.
#11
I love things going into my anus, where can I get one of these?
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That explains all the weird sticky stuff I keep finding in my anus. It must be ectoplasm.
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...Wait, all you guys shit, right? That's not, like, my ass-ghost throwing up?
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well, if the ghost is from new jersey too, im sure he's used to those sorts of smells.

That was a low blow. And since I'm half homosexual I'm used to that.

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well, if the ghost is from new jersey too, im sure he's used to those sorts of smells.


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#22
Tom 1.0 just inspired this but **** it:

People with possessed rectums? When Casper the Friendly Ghost gets too friendly! Tonight, on Sick Sad World!
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