Poll: chest hair?
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yes
102 60%
no
69 40%
Voters: 171.
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#1
simple question...


Chest Hair... Yes of No?
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#4
Yes of No?

I thought it was a typo til I read it in the OP also.

Are you making some sort of moral statement about my chest hair?

'Chest hair is the yes of no'

Also, yes I have a chest hair.
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#5
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Yes of No?

I thought it was a typo til I read it in the OP also.
I thought the same thing.
#9
Yes, now for the important question. Nipple hair, yay or nay?


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#10
There are a few stipulations if you want to try to have chest hair:

1) It cannot engulf the entire manboob area. The acceptable region, and amount, is a bit in the center of the chest, slightly fanning out.
2) Hairy nipples are unacceptable
3) A hair stomach is unacceptable
4) You must be in shape. Any sort of hairy chest looks absolutely disgusting on either a fat, rotund man/boy or a skinny, flacid man/boy.
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#11
Quote by hugh20
Yes, now for the important question. Nipple hair, yay or nay?


Oh, I have plenty. I've named them all.

I was bored.
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#12
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
I always want to pull it out. I don't think they like it when you try and pull it out.


This is very true.

I personally quite like my chest hair, the reason I wear V-necks and vests and such is to display it proudly
#14
I've got a little chest hair. I didn't like it until I started seeing guys with smooth chests on TV and realizing how gay they looked.
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#15
i think this is relevant enough:

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#17
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
I always want to pull it out. I don't think they like it when you try and pull it out.

I know you're referring to the odd stray hair or the light fuzziness some women get, but now I can't help but imagine you with and Austin Powers size batch of hair on your chest as you tug at it with both hands gripped on.
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#18
Quote by guitarist41
I've got a little chest hair. I didn't like it until I started seeing guys with smooth chests on TV and realizing how gay they looked.
You watch shows with guys' bare chests? Gay
#19
Quote by due 07
You watch shows with guys' bare chests? Gay


...touche. Haha.
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now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
#20
Quote by Most_Triumphant
Yep, I've got chest and nipple hair. I'm only 15! I don't get it...

You do know what puberty is, right?

And yes to chest hair, no to nipple hair. Or at least copious nipple hair.
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#22
NO

hell no

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#23
Quote by lushacrous
You do know what puberty is, right?

And yes to chest hair, no to nipple hair. Or at least copious nipple hair.

No, I don't have a few hairs here and there. I have a full forest and that forest has a trail.
#24
Quote by Most_Triumphant
Yep, I've got chest and nipple hair. I'm only 15! I don't get it...

you dont get it? well, obviously you got some puberty s a bit before others did, your you're genetically supposed to be more hairy. im 15, and i have been growing facial hair, chest hair, and all that since i was 12 or 13. i know some dudes who are 15, and mad hairy, like full on facial hair, torso covered. so yeah, its somewhat common
#25
Quote by Most_Triumphant
No, I don't have a few hairs here and there. I have a full forest and that forest has a trail.

And again, puberty. If you were like 8, not only would you be banned for being too young to have an account on this site, but it would also be surprising to have that much hair. But at 15 it's not that notable. I was about that hairy at that age too.
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#26
Ok check this out. I just got out of the shower. I've got a perfect mane of hair all the way from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. Nancy sees me. She says "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf". And she grabs me by the wiener...
#27
Quote by DonGlover
I know you're referring to the odd stray hair or the light fuzziness some women get, but now I can't help but imagine you with and Austin Powers size batch of hair on your chest as you tug at it with both hands gripped on.


I'm not a guy. Or a lesbian. I was talking about my boyfriend's hair, not my own. It just looks so tempting to pull out, especially when you're just cuddling or something. He wouldn't even notice.
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#29
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
I'm not a guy. Or a lesbian. I was talking about my boyfriend's hair, not my own. It just looks so tempting to pull out, especially when you're just cuddling or something. He wouldn't even notice.

I know, that is why it was freaking me out.
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#30
Quote by AzureNight
What kind of pathetic, ball-less man would have his chest hair for any reason other than athletic competition?


Athletic competition? Wut?
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#31
Quote by AzureNight
What kind of pathetic, ball-less man would have his chest hair for any reason other than athletic competition?
I don't understand. How does hair improve your athletic performance?
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#32
Quote by Twist of fate
Ok check this out. I just got out of the shower. I've got a perfect mane of hair all the way from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. Nancy sees me. She says "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf". And she grabs me by the wiener...

Someone's watching FX
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#33
Quote by AzureNight
What kind of pathetic, ball-less man would have his chest hair for any reason other than athletic competition?

I know some girls who absolutely loathe any body hair on a guy below the neck. I think those girls are pretty ****ing weird personally.

Quote by element4433
I don't understand. How does hair improve your athletic performance?

I believe he put have instead of shave. Unless you were playing on the joke in which case, I'll let myself out.
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Last edited by DonGlover at May 28, 2011,
#36
Quote by Twist of fate
Ok check this out. I just got out of the shower. I've got a perfect mane of hair all the way from my chest pubes down to my ball-fro. Nancy sees me. She says "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf". And she grabs me by the wiener...


End of thread. There ya' go, people.
#39
Quote by Dreadnought
There are a few stipulations if you want to try to have chest hair:

1) It cannot engulf the entire manboob area. The acceptable region, and amount, is a bit in the center of the chest, slightly fanning out.
2) Hairy nipples are unacceptable
3) A hair stomach is unacceptable
4) You must be in shape. Any sort of hairy chest looks absolutely disgusting on either a fat, rotund man/boy or a skinny, flacid man/boy.


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#40
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Hasselhoff. Nuff Said.


I've got almost as much chest hair as him. Don't even get me started on my legs, arms, and stomach. Everyone calls me "Wild Man" or "Wolfman."
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