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#2
Stop being such a MH400.
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He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#3
awesome!

allright, walk up to any babe and say- Hey did you fall from heaven? because your face looks a little f'ed up, but... i guess youll have to do.

not sure if youd consider than an insult or not, but still funny as hell!
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Wait, so not only did I NOT get drunk, I also got PREGNANT and didn't even get any homosex out of it. Worst night ever.
Quote by Zero-Hartman
My girlfriend's doing a double degree in law. I think dick jokes are funny.
#5
"Congratulations! When are you due?"
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Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#7
Sticky sticky chuntmason.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#10
Quote by Weaponized
goddamn ************

**** ****** *******
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#11
you jesus suffering **** bollock

say in a scottish accent for added awesome
"Ladies and gents."

That concludes our tour of the toilets.
#12
Quote by Artema
you jesus suffering **** bollock

say in a scottish accent for added awesome



RIP Tom Searle.
#13
You Philistine

I can't get enough of that word. It also works in any situation, along with Heathen, Fool, and such others.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#14
Queerbos

Fucksticks

Jesters

Clowns

Try-hards
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#16
i also like "you were the worst possible result of your fathers orgasm"
"Ladies and gents."

That concludes our tour of the toilets.
#17
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
**** ****** *******


Shit is ok but **** ****** ******* isn't?


What the ****
#21
HOW DARE YOU?! You son of a motherless goat!
Quote by Riffofthebeast
hitler could have conquered the entire world if he just sent an assasin to every enemy country and have their leader assasinated
#23
You're a poop that farts and smells like poop with pee and fart and stink poop and dirty stripper armpits!
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#24
"Thank you, maam."

"Maam?"

"Err... sorry."
Quote by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


#25
Listen up, cock-pukes...
"The rule of law -- it must be held high! And if it falls you pick it up and hold it even higher!" - Hercule Poirot

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#27
Fillyfoaler/Coltcuddler.

If I really wanna go overboard then Stallionstuffer.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#32
Quote by CoreysMonster
dickpheasant?


This proves the formula works.
Purple string dampener scrunchy.
#34
I like c*ck-washer.

Or Pisslips.

eCookie to he who gets the reference.
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#35
Quote by smb
^ exactly...or I like twatbadger myself

Quote by Guitar0player
This proves the formula works.



good god, you're right!
#36
If you wan't to insult a person shorter than you just say:
"How tall are you?
"I am (insert height)."
"**** no! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

Just watch Full Metal Jacket and learn from the master.
Alright people, Move along - there is nothing to see.
"Or so you think..."
#37
I call people Pleabians alot.

Or just Plebs.

Also, "I'VE FOUGHT MUD CRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!"
THIS IS A LARGE DISTRACTING SIGNATURE.
#38
Quote by Fender Dane.
If you wan't to insult a person shorter than you just say:
"How tall are you?
"I am (insert height)."
"**** no! I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"

Just watch Full Metal Jacket and learn from the master.


Do you like to suck dicks, Private?
Sir, No Sir
Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose.
#39
Your intelligence cannot be underestimated.
Your simian countenance suggests a heritage unusually rich in species diversity.

I love insults the other person has to think about.
Ceci n'est pas une signature.
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