Poll: Weird, Funny, or Gay?
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View poll results: Weird, Funny, or Gay?
Funny as hell
41 25%
Weird as shit
56 34%
Gay as hell
31 19%
Weird and gay. Gross.
36 22%
Voters: 164.
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#1
Here's the 411.

My friends have developed a new.. uhm, way to pass time on weekends.

1- They dress up obscenely gay before the night starts, i.e. short shorts, v necks, overshirt with no undershirt, etc... do their hair up all nice... essentially metrosexual with a little bit more skin showing.

2- They all get very drunk except for one, who drives.

3- They... go to a gay bar and go crazy.

These guys are all straight. They all have or recently had girlfriends, and trust me; they're legit.

One of my friends was telling me a story, apparently a big body builder came up to him and asked how big he was, and if he wanted to hook up later. He said he was flattered, he was an attractive guy!

So, seriously. Are you comfortable enough with your sexuality to go to a gay bar and just have fun, as a straight man? Poll coming.

Disclaimer: I have several friends who are homosexual, I'm not against it, this thread is about whether or not you'd be comfortable being in an environment where you're assumed to be gay.
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Last edited by SlinkyBlue at May 29, 2011,
#3
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#4
I wouldn't do it, but it's pretty funny, in a college kid sort of way.
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#5
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Your friends are gay, bro.

Or, at least, bi.


They passed gay, they're now at fabulous.
#6
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I wouldn't do it, but it's pretty funny, in a college kid sort of way.


We're all 20-21 and in college if that's anything.
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#7
So there's 2 questions? Whether we find it funny/gay or not, and if we are comfortable enough with our sexuality to go to a gay bar and just have fun, as a straight man/woman?
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#8
sounds like fun to me. Gays don't bite, unless you ask us to.
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#9
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So there's 2 questions? Whether we find it funny/gay or not, and if we are you comfortable enough with our sexuality to go to a gay bar and just have fun, as a straight man/woman?


Sure.
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They passed gay, they're now at fabulous.


What about the fantabulous level?!?
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#14
I'm in touch with my feminine side, but that does not include gay bars. I wouldn't act gay unless i'm trying to poke fun at annoying flamboyance.
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What about the fantabulous level?!?


Let's just pray it doesn't come to that.
#18
I think they are bored of their GF's.
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#19
That's awesome, your friends rock. There is no appropriate poll answer, asI don't find it that funny but I approve of it.
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Interesting question...
#20
Why is there no 'it's funny and gay' option?
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Now, isn't it a shame?
How we break each other's hearts,
And cause each other pain...


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#21
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Your friends are gay, bro.

Or, at least, bi.



ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, they just enjoy a laugh.
#24
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That's awesome, your friends rock. There is no appropriate poll answer, asI don't find it that funny but I approve of it.


I've been invited but didn't have the balls to go.
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#25
It's pretty hilarious. I'd do it.
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#26
its one thing to act gay and laugh about it but it's a whole other thing to enjoy being hit on by gay men and continue doing it
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#31
This is neither funny nor weird, just juvenile. Tell your friends to grow up and do something productive.
#32
You got a problem with V necks?!
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#34
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its one thing to act gay and laugh about it but it's a whole other thing to enjoy being hit on by gay men and continue doing it

Why? Being hit on by anyone just means that they think you're attractive; I can't imagine how that could ever be a bad thing.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#35
There was some film or television show, i can't remember which, but it portrayed a guy who pretended to be gay and dance with women at gay bars, and from time to time the women would try and "turn him straight"

I wouldn't go out to gay bars like that, I'd be hella uncomfortable. Tell them about Tigerheat in Hollywood, its the business according to gay friends...
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#36
and at the end of the night, for the biggest laugh of all, they all go home and suck each other off!

they just dont invite you because youre ugly.
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#38
They obviously like the sexual attention of other men, your friends are atleast curious.
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#39
I've gone to gay clubs with friends before, mainly because drinks are cheap, it sounds like your friends are so far in the closet they have discovered Narnia
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