Poll: Is Satan down with trimmed pubes ?
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View poll results: Is Satan down with trimmed pubes ?
Absolutely not, you have to be one with nature and chaos
4 21%
Sure ! Satan's cool with whatever as long as you get your dick wet
9 47%
Only your anusbeard, that shit's not cool
3 16%
Only in trimmed pentagrams
3 16%
Voters: 19.
#1
So I really need some constructive criticism on this, I trim my pubes every so often because it just becomes a jungle down there sometimes not only around the shaft but around my anus.

But I know Satan is all about the nihility of our existence and that in the end the length and ferocity of our pubic hairs don't matter in comparison to the universe and the infinite macrocosm we live in, yet the ladies really do not dig the huge bush ! Not to mention when my anusbeard gets all tangled up, huge chunks of excrement get stuck all over !

tell me metal forum, I'm I still metal if I trim my pubes ?
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#3
some women like hairy guys... what type of chick are you trying to impress... and are you even sure she is going to see that part of your body in the first place?

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He swallowed black nail polish and shat the word 'motherfucker' onto a non-metal kid. Rad.

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living inside a drop only to die in an ocean
#4
Isn't manscaping in itself a defiance against God and nature?
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at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#7
Quote by illuminatiano
SNot to mention when my anusbeard gets all tangled up, huge chunks of excrement get stuck all over!

Gross. Your probably have a disorder and/or an STD. Have you tried washing your ass?

*reported*
#8
'ported
"I have good eye-sight, insight, and foresight. How could an
intelligent hare make such a silly mistake?"
#9
Quote by NotFromANUS
Gross. Your probably have a disorder and/or an STD. Have you tried washing your ass?

*reported*


A+ joke anus, keep up the effort and originality
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#10
inb4 b&
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#11
Quote by NotFromANUS
Gross. Your probably have a disorder and/or an STD. Have you tried washing your ass?

*reported*

With a name like that you have no right to complain you pansy.

Also yeah shit getting stuck in your ass hair is a pain, only happens when it's really soft though.
#12
^someone has a case of the dingleberries
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus
#14
I trimmed my junk yesterday.


Yup.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#16
Trimming to make it look bigger is not metal. However, trimming to invoke a stubbly revenge on some poor bird's sausage wallet is perfectly ok.
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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#17
Quote by Stranglehold
Trimming to make it look bigger is not metal. However, trimming to invoke a stubbly revenge on some poor bird's sausage wallet is perfectly ok.



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Acid probably makes you feel less like a hedonistic raver piece of trash, too.

#18
Hello new signature.
Quote by ChemicalFire
The point of underground bands is their not popular or famous most of the time. Thus there is a good chance they suck.
#19
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I'm I? bad grammar man


and yet you still haven't fixed the mistake in your sig...
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#20
Great, that makes me look like some sort of expert in the field
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#21
Quote by romencer17
^someone has a case of the dingleberries

Nah, you've just never had diarrhoea, and I'm guessing you're still preteen or such.
#22
Quote by theogonia777
and yet you still haven't fixed the mistake in your sig...


are you gonna tell me what the mistake is or are you just gonna follow me around the site telling me the same thing?
I like shotguns. thats all you need to know
#24
Trimming bad.
Waxing good.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#26
im pretty sure the most nomadic barbarians did manscaping to impress their raped and pillaged adversaries.

Don't worry about it. Blumkin this shyyaaattt.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all