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Small Cats, not big cats
Last edited by mizxou at May 29, 2011,
#2
Claws, man.
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#3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmxYF1RkCzQ

A pissed off cat is dangerous.
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#4
Good question, TS.

I think about 27 angry cats could **** me up.
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#5
I once got drop kicked by a cat straight in the balls. I shit you not.

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#7
I dunno, I would get scratched up good but my blows would be damaging, they would fall pretty fast
#8
I have cats, and they're mean as hell when they get irritated.
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Good question, TS.

I think about 27 angry cats could **** me up.

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#10
I'd set my own house on fire. Everything dies. Consider that a lesson - I will kill everything to kill one thing attacking me.
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#11
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And it depends, male cats seem to be more chilled in my experience so probably female cats can take me down.
#12
I think about 6. Maybe 7. Depends on what breed of cats, if they're the tiny ones, then you can just smash em up. If they're the skinnier more nimble ones then you're screwed, even Chuck Norris knows not to mess with cats. He can kill em all, but that guy still has morals.
#13
My younger brother had a cat growing up that fought dogs on a regular basis. A neighbor's Doberman Pinscher had to be put down because my brother's cat blinded him. My brother's cat lost an eye in that fight, himself. Another time a dog got it by the tail and swung it around. I sat and watched that cat chew it's tail the rest of the way off on the porch growling the entire time. I saw it chasing dogs around the neighborhood on several occasions. We're not talking chihuahuas and picanese either - I lived out in the country - I'm talking Dobermans, Retrievers and assorted mutts.

Point of the story is I wouldn't want to fight that cat. That cat was hardcore.
#14
Hell yeah they could! Imagine 8723465 cats coming to whoop your ass! Not likely you would live..
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Cats will fuck you up.

This. An angry cat should not be underestimated.
Let alone lots of cats.
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#17
I wouldn't want to mess with even one pissed off cat. Those things be crazy.
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#18
Someone post a picture of the cat lady from The Simpsons.
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#19
dude.... i asked myself that question once. as it turns out, about two pissed off cats can beat my ass.
#20
Me and my friend play this game all the time, it's brilliant. I think 30ish mean, adult cats. Once the adrenaline goes the pain will just get ridiculous.
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#21
If a cat really wants to **** you up, it can. Their teeth are long and sharp and have no problem sinking into human flesh. Not to mention they can jump very high, so they wouldn't have much of a problem getting to your neck.
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#22

take me? after reading the OP, this is obviously what TS is talking about.
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#23
All they gotta do is claw out your eyes, then rip the flesh off of your throat. You think you can take at least 10 pissed off felines? Think again...
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#25
Bring 'em on!

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#26
I honestly think, if 3 cats had the mental capacity to team up and kill me they could... fortunately they're useless at team strategy.
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#28
When a cat is scared, it will go to any lengths and do whatever it can to protect itself. They are seriously crazy, and surprisingly strong and flexible. Not to mention the claws and teeth and their ability to land on all fours all the time. I wouldn't want to get into a proper fight with 1 cat. Plus I love cats, I hate it when I even accidently hurt them
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#29
I would never get in a tussle with multiple cats. I know I would lose.

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I honestly think, if 3 cats had the mental capacity to team up and kill me they could... fortunately they're useless at team strategy.

I've seen two cats that otherwise hate each other realize that they had a common enemy in the guy that was trying to pet them. They drove him back. It was pretty cool to watch.
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I've seen two cats that otherwise hate each other realize that they had a common enemy in the guy that was trying to pet them. They drove him back. It was pretty cool to watch.

Youtube? That sounds like a good watch.

TBH I think a cat would actually be easy to kill, I just like them too much to do it... they'd over power me because I'm too empathetic towards cats.
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#34
I'm pretty sure one cat can **** you up, they go right for the neck and they're quick little bastards
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#35
I've got three parallel-lined, one inch scars on my arm from one of my dad's old cats. They were chasing each other and I just happened to be an innocent bystander minding my own business. I can only imagine what they would have done should there ire be turned to me.
#36
I'd say if 5-10 cats REALLY had it in for me, and planned an attack on me, i'd say they'd **** me up pretty bad, not so much biting, but the claws man, they'll ruin you.
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#38
I've gotten attacked by a crazy cat once.

It's weird, my cat is totally normal inside, but if he gets outside, if you get close to him, he starts hissing and getting super pissed. Once when he was outside he started screaming and hissing at the top of his lungs, and got a few good swipes at my legs. He tore through my jeans into my leg.

I was all like "What the fuck, Dusty?!"

So I go into the house and he was following in after me, and after being in the house for no more than 3 seconds, he was acting as if nothing have ever happened.
#40
No, X number of cats couldn't take me.

X is not a number.

Fail, TS. Major fail.
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