#1
By 'ruin' I mean turn from horrendously lame to.. the opposite of that.
So my music teacher is a bit lame she wants us to play some pretty boring songs. We're just covering past hit pop songs from the last decade or so.

I want to play something extra towards the end that we can actually rock out to
(without my teacher knowing of course)
I can only think of Hot for Teacher by Van Halen, but of course i'm not really into that (with this one anyway ;D)

Suggestions?
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#2
So What
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#6
Maybe The Somatic Defilement/Reprogrammed to Hate or even Intestinal Incubation.
#7
Last Caress/Green Hell


Yes.

For some other alternatives, how about People = Shit, or anything else by Slipknot, Lamb Of God, or Slayer. I haven't found someone who likes pop that enjoys listening to anything that heavy
#10
Am I Evil? by Diamond Head
Necrophobic by Slayer
Black Dog by Led Zeppelin
Painkiller by Judas Priest
Flight Of Icarus by Iron Maiden
Black Rose Immortal by Opeth

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Hope that some of these suggestions help.
#12
For a joke, you should do Pink Floyd's another brick in the wall. That song has good lyrics for a school performance. Anyway hope you find an awesome song to rock out with!
#13
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For a joke, you should do Pink Floyd's another brick in the wall


Which part are you refering to part 1, part 2, part 3 or the combination of "The 'Happiest' Days of our Lives" and part 2?
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#14
If the time is appropriate
Schools Out - Alice Cooper
And I agree with Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2)
#15
Mercyful Fate - Nuns Have No Fun
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