#1
Let's say (hypothetically *wink wink, nudge nudge, get the hint?*) I have a ton of fireworks, including 3 pounds of firecrackers, plenty of bottlerockets, sparklers, fountains, and whatever comes in value packs, and I feel like just them alone aren't gonna be fun enough. Obviously I (hypothetically) have some stuff to blow up (Razr, Glyde, and some Windows phones and a guitar) but those won't last long.

Any cool ideas to do with fireworks? I got a no to flashpots and don't want to hurt animals or damage property that's not mine.

Obviously I'm stupid enough to ask the pit, so don't try to say it's a bad idea (well it is, but so?).

Serious suggestions only please!
#4
Buy a watermelon an blow it up.
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#5
this is appropriate how? memorial day is a commemoration, not a celebration.
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this is appropriate how? memorial day is a commemoration, not a celebration.


bam!

Wait till the 4th of July to blow shit up
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#8
Shove them all under your parents car and see if it lifts off the ground.

If you don't want to do that, shove them under a chair which you sit on and fly to the moon.
#9
Giant over sized fruit.

Is relevant to any question and answer.
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Giant over sized fruit.

Is relevant to any question and answer.


oh really?

if you could compare the size of your right testicle to an object, what would that be?

...oh

erm, how do you spend your saturday evening?

woah, you're right!
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#12
Take those fireworks and blow up your stupid idea.
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#13
This thread ololololol.

Serious answer: See if any of your friends has a piece of crap car they wouldn't mind blowing up.
Failing that, go blow up some government buildings.
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Hypothetically speaking, of course, if one were to open the paper wrappers and dump the powder into a film canister or other appropriate container, insert a fuse and wrap with ample amounts of duct tape, one would then have a firework with an extremely loud and powerful rapport. Hypothetically, of course.


Then again, when I was allegedly engaging in such things it was pre 9/11 and not the kind of thing they lock you up for.
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DONT blow up a small country (wink wink, nudge nudge, hows your wife)
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#17
What's it like?

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This thread ololololol.

Serious answer: See if any of your friends has a piece of crap car they wouldn't mind blowing up.
Failing that, go blow up some government buildings.


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wtf is memorial day?


memorial of the day Portsmouth left Premier League for good.
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