#1
THIS JUST IN: People are really stupid

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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#2
Great find.
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I love the Onion.
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#7
I'm going to start linking the Onion on my Facebook now to see how people react
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#10
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#13
One the second page...

While I am not pro abortion by any stretch of the imagination, I am pro choice


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One the second page...



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That's not weird. He's saying that while he doesn't believe abortion is right, he doesn't think it should be illegal.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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Quote by due 07
I don't think any pro-choicers are pro-abortion. They don't think "well gee, I wonder how many babies I can abort today!".

Anyways, this one literally ahs me dying: http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/post/5728989577/this-is-a-horror

Well now you're not using literally correctly.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#19
This is awesome.
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#20
Second answer on the third little image:

"jason its stuiped to reelect him cus he has dump ideas to help or run the country any who reelect him is stupied"

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#21
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That's not weird. He's saying that while he doesn't believe abortion is right, he doesn't think it should be illegal.


It's pretty much saying the same thing using two different terms though
#23
*following*

The planned parenthood ones are pure gold.
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#24
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It's pretty much saying the same thing using two different terms though
It's not though. Pro-choice is promoting reproductive rights, not killing fetuses.
#25
I've already got a parrot and he'd kick the shit out of any pussy democrat parrot.
kill 'em a lot
#26
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I've already got a parrot and he'd kick the shit out of any pussy democrat parrot.


Oh look, it's one of those republicans.
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#27
the onion is hilarious
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#28
i almost want to kill myself knowing that people this retarded actually exist.
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#29
That Harry Potter one almost had me in tears laughing...

Well done.

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#30
It'd make a difference if even half the posts weren't by like 12 year olds
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#31
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It's not though. Pro-choice is promoting reproductive rights, not killing fetuses.


In addition to that, it also promotes a woman's right to choose whether she wants to keep the baby or abort it
#32
It's pretty funny, but I would like to see more than the Abortionplex article over and over again.
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