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#2
Bitches be crazy.
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#4
Well, I bet that guy wasn't too cocksure after that.
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#5
Well, that's one rape attempt that got cut off early.
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#6
Bitches be crazy tonight.
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#7
Sounds like this bitch needs to go to jail if you ask me. You just don't cut a mans dick off. Lock the bitch up.
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#9
i bet he's got a bone to pick with her now. not that he has the balls to do anything...
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#11
What a dick move.
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#13
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Sounds like this bitch needs to go to jail if you ask me. You just don't cut a mans dick off. Lock the bitch up.

She did get raped...

Although to be honest it does seem a bit excessive.
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#14
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i bet he's got a bone to pick with her now. not that he has the balls to do anything...


She didn't get the balls.
#16
Seems like a case of....



a guy having his wang cut off.
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#17
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#18
So he was still for long enough that she was able to do it?

He must've been dicking around.

Just thinking of how the police at the station must have reacted to her walking in and just thudding a chopped-off penis onto the desk....

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#19
What a dickhead... well, he would be, had it been glued on to his forehead... either way I bet he wouldn't have the balls to do anything after that. If his name was Dick, I bet he doesn't want to be called that now.
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#20
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What a dickhead... well, he would be, had it been glued on to his forehead... either way I bet he wouldn't have the balls to do anything after that. If his name was Dick, I bet he doesn't want to be called that now.


Hahah I can just see the headline "Dick gets dick chopped off... what do we call him now?"
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#22
Did the guy turn himself in, or did he report his dick stolen?

EDIT: I wonder how the cops reacted to a lady walking in slaming a dick on the counter, and going I've been raped.
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#24
wow, a man can't give surprise buttsex anymore without your dick being cut off?

Bad jokes aside i don't think the woman should face charges or anything.

Edit: if he in fact did try to rape her..
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#25
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So he was still for long enough that she was able to do it?


What?
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#26
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How the fuck did she cut his dick off?



I hope that didn't make you cringe.
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#27
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#28
Bitches be crazy.

Also, UG Award for 'Most Attention Grabbing Thread Title'?
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#29
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Did the guy turn himself in, or did he report his dick stolen?

First thing in this thread to actually make me laugh.
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#31
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Bitches be crazy.

Also, UG Award for 'Most Attention Grabbing Thread Title'?

But it was true to the content. It wasn't "Woman cuts off attackers penis - metallica is better than megadeth"
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#32
Quote by Livewire8195
What?

Yeah, I worded that badly. It works, but it's confusing to read.

Basically, I was just remarking upon the fact that it must've taken a little time to cut through it, and that it's surprising that he was stood still enough, for long enough, that she was able to actually manage to cut it off.

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#35
deserved it, deserved it, deserved it. i would like it surgically applied to his nose. he would deserve that too.
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#36
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#37
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deserved it, deserved it, deserved it. i would like it surgically applied to his nose. he would deserve that too.

He'd rightfully earn the nickname of "dickface."
#39
Well I guess that's one way to cockblock someone.
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#40
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Did the guy turn himself in, or did he report his dick stolen?


Well done sir.
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