"I'll marry you if you pay me 300 pounds a month to look like a transvestite hooker."

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#1
Well, not quite, but that's the end result.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1392355/Ill-marry-you-pay-300-month-make-look-like-Jordan-Is-bizarre-pre-nup-ever.html

So this is what feminism and Western civilisation have come to.
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#2
The joke's on her cause she's still ugly as hell. That's really terrible though.

Edit: Though is Dailymail anything like the Onion? It certainly seems insane enough to be.
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#4
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Edit: Though is Dailymail anything like the Onion? It certainly seems insane enough to be.


I find the Daily Mail funnier.
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#6
I don't have words to express my loathing for that woman.
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#7


Nice. I'm almost certain this is fake, considering what I've heard about the dailyfail, but nonetheless, let's be glad she won't reproduce.
#9
Wow. I hate two things about this:

1. The woman who will abuse the mans love to try to make herself look like someone else.

2. The man who is unfortunately blinded by love to realize that he is being used sadly.
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#11
Its the daily mail, relax guys. It's probably just a giant anti-NHS thing (read the second to last paragraph). It's all a propaganda ploy. What else is new?
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#12
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The joke's on her cause she's still ugly as hell. That's really terrible though.

Edit: Though is Dailymail anything like the Onion? It certainly seems insane enough to be.


No, the Daily Mail is a tabloid which provides sensationalist, poorly researched dross under a thin veil of "lol we're real paper u takez us srs plz". It caters to stupid people. I secretly hope it's actually catering to people who read it for the lulz, but I doubt it.

Anyway, this woman clearly has some serious problems, other than being daft. Her husband should be paying for a psychiatrist, not a plastic surgeon.
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#13
Success! She looks just like a fat, ugly Jordan!
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#15
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I secretly hope it's actually catering to people who read it for the lulz, but I doubt it.


I read the online version religiously for that reason. I wish we had a similar paper in Australia.
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#18
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... wtf is jordan?
It is weird how they put it like that expecting us to know. It's Katie Price who sometimes goes by Jordan (no clue why).

I used to google image search her all the time when I was in middle school.
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It is weird how they put it like that expecting us to know. It's Katie Price who sometimes goes by Jordan (no clue why).

I used to google image search her all the time when I was in middle school.

Ah yes, she was quite a stunner back then. I had her as my mobile background in Year 9 when she still had the big fake tits.
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#20
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I read the online version religiously for that reason. I wish we had a similar paper in Australia.


You say that, but you don't have to put up with all the morons who read it seriously

Sad times.
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#21
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It is weird how they put it like that expecting us to know. It's Katie Price who sometimes goes by Jordan (no clue why).

I used to google image search her all the time when I was in middle school.


okay, i just google imaged her and there's no way she's more than 25 percent human body parts
#22
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You say that, but you don't have to put up with all the morons who read it seriously

Sad times.

Oh no, we still have the idiots here. They read the Telegraph or nothing at all, but the Terrorcrap only wishes it was half as lulz-worthy as the Fail.
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#23
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okay, i just google imaged her and there's no way she's more than 25 percent human body parts
Yeah, back in the day she wasn't as plastic. Now she's kinda gross.
#24
That's just...that is...that's...I am very disturbed and depressed by this. How do people get like this? It's just plain freaky, which is putting it very mildly.
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#25
It reminds me of the Eminem song Stan.

that is all i have to add to the thread. oh and she is F'ugly
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#26
her goal in life is to look like a hooker?


I guess you can say...


she's hooked.
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#27
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her goal in life is to look like a hooker?


I guess you can say...


she's hooked.


I suppose you could say she looks pretty...



Whorrible.
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#32
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She got makeup tattooed onto her face.

That's really quite common.
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What on Earth is a "pre-nup"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenuptial_agreement
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#34
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So, it's a nicer way of saying marriage insurance?

No. I don't really see how it's "nicer," marriage insurance involves getting paid by the agency in the event of a divorce just like any other insurance (and frankly I'm not sure that it actually exists), and a prenuptial agreement is an agreement between the soon-to-be-spouses preemptively stipulating terms in the event of a divorce ("We each the amount of money we had before the marriage instead of splitting down the middle, I get my car, etc.)
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#35
'I remember sitting in class and thinking everyone looked the same. I wanted to get noticed so I started wearing make up.

It was then she started reading celebrity magazines and copying Jordan's look.


I hope this chick gets cancer from her fake tan beds.
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#36
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No. I don't really see how it's "nicer," marriage insurance involves getting paid by the agency in the event of a divorce just like any other insurance (and frankly I'm not sure that it actually exists), and a prenuptial agreement is an agreement between the soon-to-be-spouses preemptively stipulating terms in the event of a divorce ("We each the amount of money we had before the marriage instead of splitting down the middle, I get my car, etc.)


Still doesn't sound very optimistic.

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#37
Damn, people like this scare me..... I don't even have words to describe it
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