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POLICE have dubbed a man Goldilocks because, they claim, he ate his victims’ food and slept in their beds.

Jesse Dobinson, 19, even has blond hair like the fairytale character who got into the Three Bears’ home and ate their porridge before taking a nap.


Anyone else got shit happening near them, that is this retarded?
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I think we all know what was at work here...


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Hey you live near me.

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#4
^ avatar has blonde hair...
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#9
Lol @ your police department not taking things seriously.
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#12
I couldn't bear to be called that.
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I couldn't bear to be called that.

Trying to come up with a pun, but its taking a while... bear with me
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#14
did he poop in their toilet?
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Trying to come up with a pun, but its taking a while... bear with me

Using bear twice in a row is too much. One is just right.
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Using bear twice in a row is too much. One is just right.



yea its just too much to bear


....sorry
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#17
You live about 15 minutes away from me.

Oh, Essex, you've done it again.
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Using bear twice in a row is too much. One is just right.

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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


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Porridge!

Hahahaha!

That's what your mother said when I tried out her bed. It wasn't the only thing that was too firm.
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You live about 15 minutes away from me.

Oh, Essex, you've done it again.



Near South Woodham? Where abouts?
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That's what your mother said when I tried out her bed. It wasn't the only thing that was too firm.

Interesting as she told me that yours was too soft
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That mugshot


Also, sloppy proofreading is sloppy. Anybody else notice a word missing in this paragraph?

The teen, last known to be living in South Woodham Ferrers, is alleged to have broken in to the same home in Sevenacres, Wickford, in the space of a week.
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^ avatar has blonde hair...


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