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This shall be the Pit's official thread for planking.

Come over here to post pics of planking and your own pursues of ultimate planking goals. GO!


The Rules for Planking

1. You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2. Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4. You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying ‘I am Planking’ usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5. Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6. Every Plank that is captured must be named.

Video Sources:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRHnTFesv7c
Last edited by Philip_pepper at May 31, 2011,
#2
This is not gonna go well.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#3
Huh...
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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#4
i now officially loathe planking
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#6
Quote by smb
When did this come back?

Hipsters on Facebook thought they invented something new
#8
hahahah what the hell.
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Internet trolls are like sap in trees. sticky and annoying, but good on pancakes.
#9
That's terrible technique in the OP, his legs aren't straight at all.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#10
Quote by Momentosis
Huh...

You know! Planking...?
I plank, you plank, she planks, he planks.

Get your act together
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#11
Quote by UntilISleep
Planning on planking with friends this week.


Do you live near Glasgow by any chance?
#13
Quote by Philip_pepper





Legs aren't straight. Arms aren't parallel with the body. Wrinkled pants.

1/10
#15
Quote by WarMachine93
You know! Planking...?
I plank, you plank, she planks, he planks.

Get your act together


Plank, planking, plankology, the study of plank?? It's first grade, Momentosis!
#16
This seems to have gained a lot of popularity since there was that story about a month ago about the guy who died in Australia doing this.

...so, yeah, I'm guessing plankers aren't the most intelligent bunch of people.
FALKIRK

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#17
I love the Wikipedia page for it.

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The game has been described by some as "pointless".[3][10]
Last edited by Alex Vik at May 31, 2011,
#18
Get this ****ing shit out of the universe. If you're gonna "plank", do it on the ****ing railroad and do everyone a favor.

Yes, I mad. This shit is so stupid it boggles the mind.
#19
Quote by T.s.e
Get this ****ing shit out of the universe. If you're gonna "plank", do it on the ****ing railroad and do everyone a favor.

People already have.

#20
Quote by Trowzaa
This is not gonna go well.

Already hasn't.
Quote by Random88
This seems to have gained a lot of popularity since there was that story about a month ago about the guy who died in Australia doing this.


I am slightly impressed with some of those in the OP's vid though.
#26
I realized I wasn't good at planking when I tried it on that 7th floor apartment balcony last month.
Never doing that shit again.

Good news for you though, there are so many great planking opportunities here in Hell.
#33
Are you planning on doing this in town Tuesday or Thursday, Philip?

I wanna know so I can work elbow dropping you into my schedule.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#34
Quote by TheBurningFish
Are you planning on doing this in town Tuesday or Thursday, Philip?

I wanna know so I can work elbow dropping you into my schedule.


Mwahaha. You shall never find out about my planking ploys!
#35
Quote by TheBurningFish
Are you planning on doing this in town Tuesday or Thursday, Philip?

I wanna know so I can work elbow dropping you into my schedule.




...can I film it?
FALKIRK

We'll win something someday

Quote by Minkaro
Falkirk is the home of runners up.

Check out my Tunes
#36
^Yes.

I got some new boots with a thick, heavy heel. If they were docs we'd be getting into skinhead territory...
Quote by Philip_pepper
Mwahaha. You shall never find out about my planking ploys!
Bah.

I was in town today. I wish I had seen you. Judging by the bench I was no where near you, though.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#38
CHALLENGE

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This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#39
Quote by TheBurningFish
^Yes.

I got some new boots with a thick, heavy heel. If they were docs we'd be getting into skinhead territory...
Bah.

I was in town today. I wish I had seen you. Judging by the bench I was no where near you, though.


What's with all the hate? Can't we all just live and let plank?

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I have a feeling people who don't plank are huge dickheads.


Last edited by Philip_pepper at Jun 5, 2011,
#40
Quote by Philip_pepper
What's with all the hate? Can't we all just plank and let live?

Nein!

Das ist verboten!
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
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