#1
I just heard a noise on my roof, and now I'm scared. I live up on the third floor, so I don't know why anyone would by up on top of my apartment at this time of night. It sounds like it's a person running up there.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#4
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#5
Do you live in an appartment building ? If yes then I guess it's not aliens spooking you but your neighbors from the 4rth floor..

Otherwise it must be mice in the attic or a banished witch practicing black/voodoo magic by slicing sheep testicles and drinking rooster blood..
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#6


You gonna get abducted, and then raped.
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#7
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Do you live in an appartment building ? If yes then I guess it's not aliens spooking you but your neighbors from the 4rth floor..

Otherwise it must be mice in the attic or a banished witch practicing black/voodoo magic by slicing sheep testicles and drinking rooster blood..


There is no fourth floor.

The mice in the building aren't that loud, and all of the witches live on the second floor, so they can't be the cause of the noise.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#8
Raccoons are going to break into your apartment tonight and rape and eat you
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#9
Santa came early. You've been naughty.
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#10
Little ghost girls wearing white night gowns, black hair and big black holes for eyes!
#12
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I wasn't even trolling.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#13
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There is no fourth floor.

The mice in the building aren't that loud, and all of the witches live on the second floor, so they can't be the cause of the noise.


Then it must be some of them .. They come to life sometimes
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#14
I'm posting this from my iPhone; (took me forever to find that semicolon) I'm on your roof with a hand grenade. I'm going to toss it at you to see how you react. Which room specifically are you in on the third floor?
#15
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I'm posting this from my iPhone; (took me forever to find that semicolon) I'm on your roof with a hand grenade. I'm going to toss it at you to see how you react. Which room specifically are you in on the third floor?


314. I'll get the marshmallows ready now, so give me about 5 minutes.:3
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#16
It's the Rake.
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#17
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I'm posting this from my iPhone; (took me forever to find that semicolon) I'm on your roof with a hand grenade. I'm going to toss it at you to see how you react. Which room specifically are you in on the third floor?

You didn't have to use a semicolon; use a different phrasing.

You can just use a different phrasing so you don't have to use a semicolon.
#18
the ****? its santa clause dude.
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#19
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314. I'll get the marshmallows ready now, so give me about 5 minutes.:3

314...Pi....marshmallows....

Pie and marshmallows? C'mon man, I'm not an idiot, what's your real apartment number.
#20
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314...Pi....marshmallows....

Pie and marshmallows? C'mon man, I'm not an idiot, what's your real apartment number.


I'm on floor 3, and in the 14th room. That does sound tasty though. Too bad the stores aren't open at this time.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#21
On candystripe legs the slenderman comes
Softly through the shadow of the evening sun
Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead
Looking for the victim shivering in bed
Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and
Suddenly!
A movement in the corner of the room!
And there is nothing I can do
When I realise with fright
That the slenderman is having me for dinner tonight!

Quietly he laughs and shaking his head
Creeps closer now
Closer to the foot of the bed
And softer than shadow and quicker than flies
His arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
"Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more
For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
The slenderman is having you for dinner tonight"

And I feel like I'm being eaten
By a thousand million shivering furry holes
And I know that in the morning I will wake up
In the shivering cold

And the slenderman is always hungry...
#23
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Don't be afraid.

It's probably cats or something.


Must be a big cat.
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I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#24
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Must be a big cat.

Aww.

Here's a nice pic for you. :3

STಠ_ಠ
#25
I had raccoons in my attic last year and it kinda sounded like someone walking around up there. Maybe it's just some kind of rodent.
#26
I had a friend who heard a noise on his roof, he went up to check it and got stabbed with a knife and ended up at the hospital.

Oh well. Good luck TS.
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#28
Climb up there yourself with a katana and settle it Kill Bill style.
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#29
It's slenderman. Listen, you can hear the distortion.


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My chest hurts after that.