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#2
Primary subject: Penis
Secondary subject: your mom

"How can a halted feat kid within your mom? Over the kept resolve resides your mom. Your mom attends. The independence gloves Penis. The biography defines Penis before the strict phenomenon. The ceremony feels the wash next to the abnormal tactic."
#3
Lemons explodes. Death interferes! The conference fishes Lemons. The mate ghosts Lemons. Lemons stays Death into the undefined preface.


...THIS is taking up valuable space on the internet?
#4
The laugh mandates the piano novice next to the menu. Lolwut dodges outside the teapot. An instant heart swallows after a food. Hurrr durrr gladdens the returning thought. Hurrr durrr learns the shed next to the attorney. Hurrr durrr disciplines lolwut.
Gear
Bugera 6262 Head
Harley Benton G212 Vintage
Ibanez RGA 121 Prestige
ESP LTD DJ600
Fender USA Stratecaster
Maxon O808
TC Electronic Flashback Delay
ISP Decimator
MXR 10 Band EQ
Boss T-U3 Tuner Pedal
#5
Benji C
Boobs

When will Boobs exhaust a cream beloved? Benji C studies Boobs past the look. Benji C bays before his chalk. Boobs releases the nervous irony. The atomic detective freezes the choral. The bounce ministers to Boobs.
#6
Above a blurb changes the scheduled club. Aristotle stalls after Double Penetration. Double Penetration furthers Aristotle. The unusual bull proceeds next to the scream. Around Double Penetration poses the family. How will Aristotle advertise into any matrix?


This site sucks.
#7
Subjects: John Wayne Gacy, London

"The confidence pumps? A well cough calculates over the strain. The assumed village enters across the instrumental famine. The risk forests a lunatic guest into a coverage."

What the ****? That doesn't even have the subjects in it.
This generator can't even make comprehensible sentences.
This is ****ing gay. I can't believe I wasted my time on it.
#8
It actually made some pretty impressive sentences, the times I tried it.
I wonder how this would be as a songwriting device ..

Writing songs like Radiohead has, pulling sentences out of a hat - if only the subject of those sentence are determined by you .. This could be fun ^-^
Please let me keep this memory, just this one ..
Last edited by Samhuinn at Jun 1, 2011,
#9
"is balls weights her mouth. How can her mouth dictate over the rending art? His balls lies inside her mouth. A noun scratches his balls across the used silver."
Originally Posted by strat0blaster
No matter what you like, you will like Meshuggah.

FREE GUITAR STRINGS!
#11
How will the center cry in Vagina? A constant plastic rocks Penis against the fashion. Should the agent march below the psychologist intelligence? The opus jails the keeper.

This site sucks.
#12
Quote by (sic)duckmaggot
"is balls weights her mouth. How can her mouth dictate over the rending art? His balls lies inside her mouth. A noun scratches his balls across the used silver."


That one was actually good.
Quote by apple_apple
oh my god! guitarViking is a genius... respect !!!

I'm GuitarViking! Don't you forget it!
#13
Primary: Tan Lines
Secondary: Bacon

When can the microwave hesitate into Bacon? The committee worries Bacon. Bacon invokes another experimental spokesman. Tan lines civilizes Bacon without the comprehensive boy. The remainder profiles the supreme contempt. Tan lines speaks on top of this opponent arc.
#14
Primary - Bass
Secondary - Guitar

Guitar drives the fraud beside the blanket. Bass dictates into a crystal. The alphabet stereotypes the mental identifier without the leather. Bass sights the pursuing megabyte. Should bass play?
Spread Hope Like Fire


Angels and Airwaves


Et Ducit Mundum Per Lucem
#15
The intellectual shutdown stares inside the coin. A crash brass apologizes outside the lurking enthusiasm. Should ballsack walk across rectum? Below ballsack speaks the suffix. Ballsack computerizes rectum near a precedent seat.
you're a stone fox
#16
An able wish forces the seat throughout the pinched hook. CP acquires Etgar Keret. The pie keeps CP. CP alleviates Etgar Keret above a sunk blast. Etgar Keret overflows.

I can't help but feel that this paragraph would be better if you swapped CP and Etgar Keret around.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#17
It's more fun than doing actual work...

Into the Chode studies Jesus. Why does Jesus spring onto the Chode? The Chode rolls over Jesus. The Chode induces the routine before the dyed union. Jesus objects to the tense freak after the worry. Jesus worships the upset artist inside a county piece.
#18
****ing awesome thread! These are actually pretty damn funny.
Her mouth oppresses its inhabitant. How will the asserted deadline await the father? The inflexible postscript lends the penis underneath a mania. Her mouth authorizes the rear across the governor. The penis decides on top of the vegetable. This reactor standardizes the penis opposite a final abandon.
Why can't these make more sense? Seriously, "The penis decides on top of the vegetable." What the **** does that even mean
Last edited by Pat_s1t at Jun 1, 2011,
#19
Why can't Penis twist below Cum? A sinful reactionary cycles Cum behind a wary grass. The gut sketches the fun foam on top of your outlook. An ancestor lifts up a metro. Cum boggles underneath Penis. Cum declines inside a key automobile.


>_>
#20
TS + Weed

"The affair optimizes weed opposite the thoroughfare. Weed changes opposite TS. TS smokes above weed. The packaged tray notices TS into a lesbian inheritance. "
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
even now, an 8 year old could go download gorilla rape porn and jack off to it.
#21
- Random
- Shit

Each lifestyle buffers a certificate. Shit ascends underneath Random. Shit stirs. Shit talks to a chicken glow opposite the triumph. Random signs a wedded swamp. Random services Shit before a learned starter.


#22
C*m and p*ssy.

Cum aims a telescope. The hardened blade impresses cum. A dread originates above pussy. Cum interferes! Cum merits pussy with a historical view. The cute career invests the chemical.
Woffelz

Twitter
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Ibanez RG2550Z/SRX430
Alesis Core 1
BIAS FX


I'm a student. I've got no time or space for an amp!
#23
Some of this shit is at least on a par with the kind of poetry one finds on Tumblr.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#24
Why does a d*** aim a b****? A b**** drowns a d*** near the named alphabet. A b**** shines a thick. A d*** intervenes inside a b****.


(d***=penis)
(b****=female dog)
#25
Oh, so a lazy version of mad libs...
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#26
Balls Deep
Your mum

Does Balls Deep stimulate Your mum? Balls Deep poses with a neighborhood. Balls Deep smells after a paper. Balls Deep camps the nature next to the originator.
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
Quote by goest
I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


Quote by Axelfox
Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#27
Weed
Orange

The arm stalls on top of the pedant. The wizard feminist gins the dismissed sail. Should Weed enter Orange? Orange dresses without Weed.
#28
My **** dines your mom against the constant. Your mom expresses my **** on top of a root food. Underneath your mom surfaces my ****. Does a professor whistle into the lower inheritance?
periphery/bulb!

gear:
Ibanez RG7321 w/ D-sonic in bridge

Peavey 5150 mk ii & b52 4x12 cab

line 6 podxt for recording

Quote by AsOneIStand
Head and Cab for $130? You don't need a head and cabinet, you need a psychological examination.
#29
The play adjective invests the thorough trolley. The disabled virus agrees cat before a cash. Physics fudges cat over a looking intellectual. Physics fiddles with the thief. A second anomaly fakes an earth.

Guitar husbands potato under the akin struggle. Potato exports guitar. Guitar neglects potato. The gene corrects potato outside a boss. The lamp develops guitar inside the impressive standpoint. Potato wants the beef with the sack.

Oh lord, what is this?!

Oh yes, and:

When can phallus experiment? The scream tanks mother around the beloved framework. Phallus rattles opposite mother. In the luck vanishes mother.

**** stocks a tale opposite a portable harmony. Alien disappoints **** in a climate. Why does alien smile before ****? How does alien fudge a favorable verdict?

**** = Alternative word for rooster.
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Last edited by sfaune92 at Jun 1, 2011,
#30
Cocaine tanks my proportional principal next to the queen. Cocaine outcries Your Dog. Should Your Dog mend beside Cocaine? Cocaine bolts.
#31
Meth storms before the immune constant. A basket zooms? Meth fails past a fourth west. Meth smells throughout Your Mom. An available tree seals Your Mom with the recipient.
#32
Acid swears next to Shlonkey Dong. Acid touches the decreasing buyer. How will a forgotten entrance save Shlonkey Dong? Above the cloth dines Shlonkey Dong. Why won't Acid oil Shlonkey Dong?
#33
Santa confronts little boy inside a secure smoker. Santa admires little boy. Santa causes the imperative without the rival nature. Santa excites a baking manager past the tailor.
#34
When can penis grow? Across Teacher cooperates penis. Teacher aborts beside the glow. A vehicle exercises next to the square disco.Penis plays with Teacher after the silicon. The designer advances on top of the rave! The juice shines. A process passes penis in the firework. Can the cap stray? Near the resource chews our tried applicant.
#35
The century believes after Goatse. Beneath the specimen thirsts the nearest night. Why does Rihanna loosen Goatse? Will Rihanna dine the oxygen?


Word.
#36
Can anal refute the head? Anal exchanges the convict beside a clarifying feat. Mouth tends the toe. His wartime rolls an economic custard. Why does a pouring peasant read opposite mouth? How will the gulf pause under anal?


Interesting questions have been raised...
Can anal refute the head?
How will the gulf pause under anal?

muledit:
Can every spiritual exploit a hell?
Cum dies over blood.
Blood obscures cum.
Whatever widespread blackmail fuses cum.
Cum tolerates a bust within every worth paradise.
The realized populace decides after the difficult man.

vs
Cannible corpse
RIP Gooze

cats
Last edited by mulefish at Jun 2, 2011,
#37
Behind the lord stirs Gojira. Gojira sandwiches Tokyo. The whole distances Tokyo. An envelope comforts this arena.
#38
Maybe someone will get a kick out of this:

Primary: "My Large ****", Secondary: "Your Mother's Vagina".
The pedal sky slaves throughout the aspect. How does Your Mother's Vagina stall underneath My Large ****? When will My Large **** compose below Your Mother's Vagina? A trail relaxes before a code. Your Mother's Vagina shoots My Large **** underneath the damp. My Large **** experiments into the characteristic.
#39
The vinyl eats the inside of a dying woman's vagina. The dashing radio wins fat man's smegma-smothered genitals outside the altogether. Throughout the inside of a dying woman's vagina spits the bent package. The inside of a dying woman's vagina bashs against an insistence. The rich mouth apologizes above fat man's smegma-smothered genitals. The inside of a dying woman's vagina beats fat man's smegma-smothered genitals against a mixed plant.


There is just nothing right about that at all.
#40
Boombox romances a grateful gender under the crying resolve. The anticipated breeze spits Boombox across a particular crossword. A preview patches your informed sweat. How does an ironic literature fear the inserted puzzle? Boiled goose joins with the designer throughout the assigned onion. The suggested desert objects to Boombox on top of a causal campus.

My faith in humanity has just gone down a little more.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
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