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#1
so I have a little project I have to do and I thought I might ask UG for advice. Forgive me if this is not in the right place. I don't know if I should put this in The Pit or in the Rec thread.

Anyway, it doesn't HAVE to be Metal, but I would prefer it. Metal/songs with transcendentalist lyrics. Go.
#2
I am the evil babyshitter parents please beware,
Your baby will inhale my shit I-don't-care!

Squat in the fucking cradle with my pants down,
My hairy anus on it's mouth little baby drown!

All hail for the babyshitter!

The first anal cigar is now filling tiny lungs,
There comes some gas now suck my ass with your tiny tongue!

The baby looks pathetic, with it's mask of shit,
It makes me furious so I-get-rid-of-it!

Fuck!
You!
Kid!
#3
Might be helpful to explain what Transcendentalism is for those who don't know.
(I know, I just thought it'd be nice for those who didn't...>_>
My gear:
Schecter C-1+ w/ Seymour duncan Jazz (neck) and Full Shred (bridge), with Sperzels
B-52 LG-100A 4x12 half stack
Rogue LX405 Bass
Yamaha classical
Some sort of acoustic Squier
Boss Flanger
Lyon Chorus
#4
Anyone who makes jokes about Liturgy or uses the phrase 'brah' gets a ban.
You have been warned.
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#5
Nothing to see here.

/Thread

Edit: Crap, your post showed up after mine Duncan! Sorry.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
Last edited by The Virtuoso at Jun 1, 2011,
#6
Quote by severed-metal
That is just cruel. Rome or moogle aren't even allowed to post now.


I HAVE FORESIGHT
Last edited by severed-metal at Jun 1, 2011,
#7
Boom!

In record time as well
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#8
Quote by duncang
Anyone who makes jokes about Liturgy or uses the phrase 'brah' gets a ban.
You have been warned.

So about that Lit-

*And, no. They can google that shit.


*to the other guy
#9
HARDCORE RADIKULT!!!!!

Hnn.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#10
Alright, I'll let you off the hook as I don't have a burning agenda against you like I do progbass and NotFromANUS

Continue

EDIT: Most sophisticated Morbid Angel joke gets modship for a day


(I don't actually have the power to grant that)
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#11
Upon a cross nun will be hanged
She will be raped by an evil man
Knock spikes through her hands
Things will come she won't understand
'Cuz you're a nun you haven't had no fun
Living your life as a virgin queen
I'll make it change gonna get it done
Tomorrow you won't be a virgin queen
C.U.N.T
Thhhaatttssss whhhaaaatt yoooouuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeee
YOURE C.U.N.T YEAH
Quote by beadhangingOne
Are you talking about those weird sphincter-spasms where it feels like there's a ghost dick in your ass for a little while and then it just disappears?
#12
Quote by duncang
Boom!

In record time as well


Have mercy great one! We posted at the same time!

Edit: All right good, thank you sir.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#13
Quote by duncang

EDIT: Most sophisticated Morbid Angel joke gets modship for a day


(I don't actually have the power to grant that)

Reserving post for a fictional meeting between Frasier and Trey Azagthoth.
Dyer's Eve is awesome, and has an abnormally large penis, which doesn't act as any hinderance to his everyday life despite its freakishly large size.
For unrivaled obedience, user King_ofKumbucha is awarded this spot of honor.
#15
diSEMBOWELMENT and Burzum is all you need.
Quote by Steve08
Acid probably makes you feel less like a hedonistic raver piece of trash, too.

#16
I am an English major, but it has been a long time since I have read up on Transcendentalism. Explain again to refresh my memory, in your words please. Agalloch comes to mind though.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
#17
^Me? Or someone else? I've never really thought about it a whole lot. I'd have to Wiki search it again. I'm a horrible student.

Quote by Riffmast
diSEMBOWELMENT and Burzum is all you need.

Any particular song that would be SFW? (might just google it, but if you could)
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#18
Quote by duncang
Anyone who makes jokes about Liturgy or uses the phrase 'brah' gets a ban.
You have been warned.


not cool, brah
Free your mind and your ass will follow
The kingdom of heaven is within
Open up your funky mind and you can fly

Sumdeus
#19
Boom! Gone
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
#20
Quote by duncang
Boom! Gone

HOLY MOTHER OF ...*passes out*

Anyway yeah, you can't beat Burzum for transcendentalist lyrics (or music for that matter)
Quote by beadhangingOne
Are you talking about those weird sphincter-spasms where it feels like there's a ghost dick in your ass for a little while and then it just disappears?
#21
Quote by Ironic Maiden
^Me? Or someone else? I've never really thought about it a whole lot. I'd have to Wiki search it again. I'm a horrible student.


Any particular song that would be SFW? (might just google it, but if you could)


Cerulean Transience Of All My Imagined Shores

All is calm, all is quiescent-the colour magenta,
The afternoon breeze finds its way to my soul,
AsI sit there and enhance the tranquillity,
The solace of sensory magic, Irreplaceable nirvana,
My body feels the effect of blood-letting,
The winds brought in from the south coast replace
Such drainful inhabitance,
My eyelids voluntarily close as the blue horizon line takes shape,
Stretching out far beyond the sun,
The sound of the blue, an eternity of complete aquiescence,
I cannot move, nor do I need to, for it is enough to lie on the cliff
And become entrapped in a world of escapism and peace,
Cerulean transience of all my imagined shores,
A bird of the ocean perches before me
And lets out a shriek which transcends me back,
Back to where I write,
And the calm breeze continues to enter my peripheral
Quote by Steve08
Acid probably makes you feel less like a hedonistic raver piece of trash, too.

#22
I think we should be careful not to confuse transcendental and transcendentalist...
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#23
Quote by P1ayingW1thF1re
I think we should be careful not to confuse transcendental and transcendentalist...

Yes, and I also have to center it around the book Self Reliance
#24
Quote by Ironic Maiden
Yes, and I also have to center it around the book Self Reliance

Emerson. I see. What does this project entail?
#25
I say brah irl, so does it still count if I use it?


Second diSEMBOWLMENT and burzum.

Try this out as well.
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#27
http://www.transcendentalists.com/what.htm

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/transcendentalism/

http://www.transcendentalists.com/self_reliance_analysis.htm

These might help, and early Black Metal would embody some Transcendentalist sentiments because of their burgeoning to create a new style of music in opposition to everything before it. Transcendentalism was focused on individuality and leaving behind the "cold corpse of memory." Agalloch falls in line with the idea of reveling in nature, see Thoreau.
Quote by Senor Kristian
Viking fact no. 1: Viking helmets did not have horn.
Viking fact no. 2: Vikings tobogganed on their shields into battle.
Viking fact no. 3: Vikings drank mead.
Viking fact no. 4: One of your ancestors are likely to have been raped by a viking.
Last edited by The Virtuoso at Jun 1, 2011,
#29
Quote by P1ayingW1thF1re
Emerson. I see. What does this project entail?

All I have to do is find something from Pop culture (I picked music) to relate to a quote from Emerson's book. I'll find a quote to relate, so don't worry abotu that.
#30
Quote by Riffmast
diSEMBOWELMENT and Burzum is all you need.

This is the real answer.

The fun answer is Enjoy the Violence by Massacra:
Quote by Enjoy the Violence
I'm the dictates of your guilty conscience
You must comply to my evil influence

You'd like to throw your boss out of the window
Show no mercy and cut him up with a chainsaw

You can't bear this rep bothering your wife
So rip him open with a carving knife
You wonder how to kill your enemy
Smash his head until it's gravy

[Chorus:]
You take pleasure
In using violence
It's in your nature
Psychopathic sense

Psychological conflict
You're under my influence
You can't repress your instinct
I incite you to violence

Enjoy
The violence

I control your inward rage
You can't suppress your anger
I possess you, I'm your cage
You feel an urge to murder

[Chorus]

I'm the dictates of your guilty conscience
You must not comply to my evil influence

Your neighbour is always ****ing you around
Put your fingers in his eyes and scratch them out

You hate the collector and the income tax
Keep your money and cut him to pieces with an axe

You've had enough of cops and parking tickets
Take your gun and riddle them with bullets

[Chorus]

Prompted my brutal force
You commit crimes in cold blood
With no feeling of remorse
You're always thirsting for some more

Enjoy the violence

It transcends morality and illusory social realities.
#31
This almost seems as if it would do nicely.

Through vast valleys I wonder
To the highest peaks
On pathways through a wild forgotten landscape
In search of God, in spite of man
'til the lost forsaken endless. . .
This is where I choose to tread



I'm not a big buff on the subject but it kinda seems to coincide with the main idea. Anyone willing to critique my choice?

It's "In The Shadow Of Our Pale Companion" by Agalloch by the way.
#32
This thread reminds me of achieving 'transcendence' in Civilisation II : Test of Time, the cheap knock-off of Civ II that turned out to be better than it.


That is all.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#33
Quote by CG Man16
I say brah irl, so does it still count if I use it?


Second diSEMBOWLMENT and burzum.

Try this out as well.


you're a biologist?

and for transcendentalplans: mitochondrion and dodsengel
#34
Quote by technicolour
you're a biologist?

and for transcendentalplans: mitochondrion and dodsengel

Amateur, It's my major.
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#36


I'm thinking about changing it to Molecular bio and Mircobio.
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#37
hmmm, well good luck either way, I'll will stop this off topic tomfoolery since it was originally my fault. But if you want to talk bout it more pm me or w/e
#39
Universum song Transcendance 0.0?

Otherwise I dont know what Transcendance is.

So, I quote Demoniac's Deomoniac Spell.

If your not f---king metal, your a f--king fool
f--king loads of sl-ts, and drinking loads of booze
wrist studs and bullet belts metal all the way
if your not f--king metal, then your f--king gay.
METAL!
#40
Quote by CG Man16


I'm thinking about changing it to Molecular bio and Mircobio.


Im planning on majoring in Microbiology or possibly Molecular Biology.

"A Transcendental Serenade" - Obscura

"Transcending a Mere Multiverse" - Portal

I haven't actually seen the lyrics to either of those songs, so...
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