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Sometimes if its cold outside I wear my girlfriends bright pink fuzzy bed socks, I can spend ages trimming my nails (I have mild OCD) and I carry my cat around like a baby...

What about you guys? What stuff do you secretly do which is mostly associated with the opposite sex?
#2
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Coreysmonster JUST made a thread called 'the girly thread' on this topic like yesterday. Don't you use the search bar?
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Sometimes if its cold outside I wear my girlfriends bright pink fuzzy bed socks, I can spend ages trimming my nails (I have mild OCD) and I carry my cat around like a baby...

What about you guys? What stuff do you secretly do which is mostly associated with the opposite sex?

Bolded parts aren't feminine. OCD affects both sexes, and thats just the best way to carry a cat without it clawing you.

OT: I take really long, hot showers and like to play with my hair afterwards.
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#4
...

i sometimes sing africa by toto when i'm in the bath.

then i sort of


cry
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#5
I dont do my femine things secretly, I do them loud and proud!
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Coreysmonster JUST made a thread called 'the girly thread' on this topic like yesterday. Don't you use the search bar?


Coreys was more of 'enjoy' than 'do', legitimate difference if you ask me
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Coreysmonster JUST made a thread called 'the girly thread' on this topic like yesterday. Don't you use the search bar?

so by "JUST" you actually mean yesterday then? Sure its just a day but this is a very popular forum, and yes I always use the search bar, you can claim that I dont because of one thread, I must of missed a few keywords when searching, plus that thread is a bit different
#13
I cook.

In all seriousness.

Obviously it is a horrible stereotype, a false one too, considering most of the women I know can't cook for shit. But I'm a guy and I enjoy cooking a lot.

I also shampoo and condition my hair. Everytime I wash it. I don't know if that is considered feminin, but I do it anyway.
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I dont do my femine things secretly, I do them loud and proud!

YEAH! **** the gender-system! Come on lads break out the tampons!
#15
I have babies. I guess that's about the most feminine thing I do. Of course by have I mean steal, and by babies, I mean babies.
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Coreysmonster JUST made a thread called 'the girly thread' on this topic like yesterday. Don't you use the search bar?


No one uses the search bar.
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I epilate my legs and wear clear nail polish.
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No one uses the search bar.


Funnily enough feminine/girly aren't synonymous in the search function
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I have babies. I guess that's about the most feminine thing I do. Of course by have I mean steal, and by babies, I mean babies.


you do that too?

i like to dress mine up in star wars costumes and record them doing shit
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#23
When my friends are having emotional problems I try to be there for them and help them out. In general I tend to care alot about my friends emotions, and apparently that's not a very manly thing to do.
Also, on somewhat of a related note, one time a girl was going through some shit with her boyfriend and she asked me "do you think it's okay for a man to tell a woman how to live her life?" I responded basically saying "no, a woman has the same rights as a man and nobody can tell her how to run her life."
She asked me if I was gay.
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#24
This thread is fundamentally flawed. If you post a secretive thing here than it is no longer a secret.
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...

i sometimes sing africa by toto when i'm in the bath.

then i sort of


cry


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I can spend ages trimming my nails (I have mild OCD)

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#28
I like rock ballads. And Def Leppard, whether High N' Dry or Hysteria era.

A lot.
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#29
Straighten hair

Talk to girls about how best to straighten my hair

Moisturise twice a day

Found out my moisturiser contains self tan and haven't stopped using it

Write poetry

Like poetry

Find the inside of thighs to be the sexiest part of the body

Only have baths, never showers

Light candles sometimes during my baths

Enjoy gossiping with girls

That's all i've got so far...i'll be back
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you do that too?

i like to dress mine up in star wars costumes and record them doing shit

Isn't it awkward when you have to make one of the babies say "I am your father", and you know it can't be possible? You want to tell them "Baby, you can't be a father, you're too young for that and you don't know how that works, Baby." but you can't, because then it would break scene...
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...

i sometimes sing africa by toto when i'm in the bath.

then i sort of


cry


That song is pure excellent.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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Isn't it awkward when you have to make one of the babies say "I am your father", and you know it can't be possible? You want to tell them "Baby, you can't be a father, you're too young for that and you don't know how that works, Baby." but you can't, because then it would break scene...


so few people understand how much of an issue that really is
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so few people understand how much of an issue that really is

Someday they'll understand.


Someday...
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
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#34
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Write poetry

Like poetry



How is this feminine? In any way whatsoever.
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How is this feminine? In any way whatsoever.


When people I know find out I write/read/listen to poetry, their normal response is "You're so gay", so I've assumed that the majority of people think of it as a feminine thing.

I by no means think it's feminine, in fact i've never found a female poet I like, but with the masses it is not a manly past-time.
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When people I know find out I write/read/listen to poetry, their normal response is "You're so gay", so I've assumed that the majority of people think of it as a feminine thing.

I by no means think it's feminine, in fact i've never found a female poet I like, but with the masses it is not a manly past-time.


And I assume you hang with absolute douches. All my friends do poetry, lyrics, paintings, writings, novels etc.

And I'm very thankful to hang around people who put their mind to work and express themselves.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#37
I have sex with guys.
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#38
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And I assume you hang with absolute douches. All my friends do poetry, lyrics, paintings, writings, novels etc.

And I'm very thankful to hang around people who put their mind to work and express themselves.


I'm only 17, i'm sure once I get to Uni people will be less retarded. It's not like anyone I know has ever actually read any poetry voluntarily so I quickly dismiss their opinions on it's sexuality.

EDIT: SmartAlec, putting your penis in men isn't feminine
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When people I know find out I write/read/listen to poetry, their normal response is "You're so gay", so I've assumed that the majority of people think of it as a feminine thing.

I by no means think it's feminine, in fact i've never found a female poet I like, but with the masses it is not a manly past-time.

The masses can gtfo. Those dirty, uneducated peasants!
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