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#1
Darwin Award contender




note: I am not the Chinese teen in question.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
Worth it...they charged me an arm and a leg
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I once wore that shirt and it got me so many bitches my penis got a rash from gropage.
#6
At least when he needs dialysis, he'll know there's an app for that.
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#7
Ipad 2 is out?
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#8
Kidneyds a role model
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#9
Cartoon rendering of the kid:



...modes and scales are still useless.


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#11
somehow trading a body part that you have a finite number of in exchange for an electronic device that will be outdated in another 1 1/2 years seems a bit hasty.
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#12
Should've went for a play book.

I've slit the throats of clergymen and governors
Those bloated swine...
May their screams unhinge a thankless crown
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<= last.fm


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#13
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Should've went for a play book.

Give it a couple weeks for some Indonesian kid to do that.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#14
Hey, remember the 80's and 90's?

Remember when Apple was the revolutionary, underdog company and Microsoft was the big evil corporation bent on destroying the world?

Did kids sell their kidneys for Microsoft products back then, too, or have we as a species reached a new level of insanity?
#18
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3k? Idiot, I would have paid 5.

Trying to outbid him eh?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#20
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Ipad 2's not the only thing out..

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as this was an obvious reference. i would like to say, there is a difference between a french woman yelling shit, and a woman yelling french shit, for some reason i picture that getting sigged xD lol
#21
With his massively shortened lifespan, he'll now probably only live to see the unveiling of the iPad 49, which I trust will look completely different from the iPad and do way different shit.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#22
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With his massively shortened lifespan, he'll now probably only live to see the unveiling of the iPad 49, which I trust will look completely different from the iPad and do way different shit.

Silly. He doesn't have another 48 organs to spend.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#24
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Hey, remember the 80's and 90's?

Remember when Apple was the revolutionary, underdog company and Microsoft was the big evil corporation bent on destroying the world?

Did kids sell their kidneys for Microsoft products back then, too, or have we as a species reached a new level of insanity?
Well, unlike Microsoft back then, Apple employ a bunch of tactics used by religions and other things which rely on massive emotional stake to survive. The BBC did a program on it recently that was actually really scary.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#25
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Hey, remember the 80's and 90's?

Remember when Apple was the revolutionary, underdog company and Microsoft was the big evil corporation bent on destroying the world?

Did kids sell their kidneys for Microsoft products back then, too, or have we as a species reached a new level of insanity?


You read Cracked a lot
#28
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This story made me pee with laughter

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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#30
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Darwin Award contender




note: I am not the Chinese teen in question.


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#31
****ing stupid knob. I mean.....Seriously. Even if you take money out of it, it's probably less hassle to nick one.
You cannot choose the little time you're given in this world. You enter bare and unclothed, provided only with intelligence enough to choose how you spend your time. You always have a choice. Always. Though be warned, your choice can rarely be undone
#33
I don't see what's funny about this, tbh. Organ trafficking is increasingly becoming a bigger and bigger problem. Militant consumerism, in this case, was also at fault. Often times, people will sell their kidneys in order to feed their family. Some people get kidnapped and sliced open for their organs. This news article merely highlights a huge problem in the world.
#34
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Is this real? You've got to be kidney me.





What is this...I don't even...
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Headbang until your head becomes detached from the rest of your body, then throw it into the crowd while you play a killer guitar solo. Trust me, it would be totally br00tal.


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#35
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Did kids sell their kidneys for Microsoft products back then, too, or have we as a species reached a new level of insanity?







Yeah, I can't imaging the human species has ever done anything more insane/stupid than sell an organ for a computer.
#36
Quote by genghisgandhi
Yeah, I can't imaging the human species has ever done anything more insane/stupid than sell an organ for a computer.
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Owned.
#39
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I don't see what's funny about this, tbh. Organ trafficking is increasingly becoming a bigger and bigger problem. Militant consumerism, in this case, was also at fault. Often times, people will sell their kidneys in order to feed their family. Some people get kidnapped and sliced open for their organs. This news article merely highlights a huge problem in the world.

It is organ trafficking but his dumb ass volunteered for it. Sure, this is a nasty case of consumerism, but what he did was still extraordinarily stupid. This kid is an idiot and nothing should detract from that and I think it's hilarious.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#40
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It is organ trafficking but his dumb ass volunteered for it. Sure, this is a nasty case of consumerism, but what he did was still extraordinarily stupid. This kid is an idiot and nothing should detract from that and I think it's hilarious.
He is a victim of the advertising machine in Apple.
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