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#1
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Last edited by mizxou at Jun 3, 2011,
#2
Stop driving like an old man, simple as that.
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#4
I drive really fast, but I drive really safe, so i only drive fast when it's safe to do so, a lot of people tailgate, and it's really unsafe, and they need to be told not to do it
#6
Quote by mizxou
I drive really fast, but I drive really safe, so i only drive fast when it's safe to do so, a lot of people tailgate, and it's really unsafe, and they need to be told not to do it

Judging by that sentence, I'd say you stop and go a lot.
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Also it would be great if I can program it while I'm driving




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#8
By telling them to "f*ck off"

I hope you have the extra cash for the LED strips and the vandalism that is going to happen when you install them.
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#9
Get one of those bumper stickers that say "I'm sponsored by the mafia, you hit me, we hit you" instead.
#11
If you can't afford that, you can always tape a big black dildo to your head. I think it'll get the same message across.
#12
Pretty sure thats illegal.

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Yeah, NO. Thats not how it works.
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#13
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Yeah, NO. Thats not how it works.

BS, it can definitely be totally safe to drive fast and safely if you're a smart and good driver--
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Also it would be great if I can program it while I'm driving for those unanticipated situations

--which clearly doesn't apply to TS, of course.

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#14
programme it so it says "keep distance, moron at the wheel", not only will it solve your problem but it will contain an element of truth aswell
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#15
you can buy them, a friend of mine used to work in a shop that had one in the window, when the woner went out he'd program swears into it. much lulz were had. they're like £40, you'll probably need a mains supply to run it
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#16
Program it when you're driving? Have you passed a ****ing driving test you retard. I bet you're the sort of dick that texts while driving. You'll get what's comin... Hang on a minutem just pulling up to some lights.
#17
what i meant is i drive really safe when people are around, but when no one's around I drive decently fast

you guys must not drive if you've never noticed the bad drivers who need to be told to back off
#18
Genuinely, if you've passed your test, you'd know how to deal with people like that without distracting your and their attention by not focussing in on actually driving. Don't be a douche dude. Pull over if it concerns you.
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But if you're serious, the authorities should definitely take your driver's licence from you.
Clearly you're not mature enough to handle that responsibility.
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Genuinely, if you've passed your test, you'd know how to deal with people like that without distracting your and their attention by not focussing in on actually driving. Don't be a douche dude. Pull over if it concerns you.

This. In my experience, tailgaters will pass you the second they have a chance, so I just ignore them until they speed past me in their obnoxious sports car or whatever.
#21
Come on guys leave TS alone, let him pretend that he has the balls to do such a thing.
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#22
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Come on guys leave TS alone, let him pretend that he has the balls to do such a thing.

Psh, real men don't need a fancy LED sign, they've already got the best "fuck off" on their hand.
#23
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Come on guys leave TS alone, let him pretend that he has the balls to do such a thing.


at least someone actually knows what's up
#25
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Psh, real men don't need a fancy LED sign, they've already got the best "fuck off" on their hand.




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#26
haha this guy is such an idiot I can't believe he has a lisc-

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#27
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you guys must not drive if you've never noticed the bad drivers who need to be told to back off

That'll stop em!


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BS, it can definitely be totally safe to drive fast and safely if you're a smart and good driver--

--which clearly doesn't apply to TS, of course.


He contradicts himself so much
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#31
you guys who are ganging up on me are so mean

The other day i was driving where 2 highways merge and this lady was on the left lane which was about to end, and this guy was a little behind her and he knew the lane was ending but he sped up so she couldn't get in and she almost crashed

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#32
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you guys who are ganging up on me are so mean

Maybe we'll knock it off if you complain in LED.

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#33
My car isn't the prettiest thing around so I don't mind brake checking tailgaters. Usually they are talking on the phone and it scares the hell out of them.
#34
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My car isn't the prettiest thing around so I don't mind brake checking tailgaters. Usually they are talking on the phone and it scares the hell out of them.


this

except I don't do it because it's pretty dangerous, but I want to
#35
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Look at how pretty:


edit: nvm, dont want to look at that
Last edited by mizxou at Jun 2, 2011,
#36
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Look at how pretty:


*pic of SteveHouse before the edit*

Are you even old enough to drive?

Edit:
Birthday: April 19, 2011
I guess the answer is no.
Last edited by Alex Vik at Jun 2, 2011,
#37
Quote by mizxou
this

except I don't do it because it's pretty dangerous, but I want to

You do realize that if they slam into you from behind, its because they were following too closely, regardless of whether you were supposed to be braking or not, right?
Quote by mizxou
you guys who are ganging up on me are so mean

The other day i was driving where 2 highways merge and this lady was on the left lane which was about to end, and this guy was a little behind her and he knew the lane was ending but he sped up so she couldn't get in and she almost crashed

I can dream of being batman if I want, none of you exist outside of my mind anyway

Maybe she should have merged at some point over the past couple miles since, you know, there are 200 or so signs telling you that the lane ends?
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#39
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Methinks TS is a little butthurt about the response here


a little? I can't even walk
#40
alright guys, I'm sorry for being like that, I was just a little pissed at some of the drivers I encountered recently, anyway, at least we all got that out of our system

I love you guys, imagine the kids we could have together, they would be so ****ing awesome
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