#1
Even if they don't have any basketball skills, all they need to do is catch the bell next to the net and just put their hands up and put the ball in. No jumping required, and nobody in the NBA could block them since they're too tall.

Or is this somehow against the NBA rules? I don't really watch basketball so I wouldn't know; but it makes sense.
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#3
That's cheating.
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Tallest men can't shoot hoops. For that matter, neither can beavers. Fuck beavers.


Don't gotta shoot hoops. Just literally put the ball in next to the net.
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#7
A lot of them can't even stand without help. Other aren't expected to live past 30.
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#8
Because they hate you.
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Don't gotta shoot hoops. Just literally put the ball in next to the net.


Beavers are too short, rendering any argument void.
#12
Because they're slow.
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#13
Yeah most can't even tie their shoes, let alone run up and down the court, play defense, etc.
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#14
Because skill and experience beats natural ability exactly as often as money beats soul (every time). Because if they were tall enough to just put the ball in the hoop, but had no basketball skills, real players wouldn't let them get anywhere near the hoops, and they'd be helpless. And most of the tallest people in the world have health problems that would keep them from ever being as good at basketball as the 6'-7' crowd, so they'd stand around miserably while the other team took the ball and threw it past them.
#16
One reason that they do not do this is because they would have arthritis faster than an average male and secondly, there would be no entertainment from it after a while. If all the tall people played against each other then that would be interesting.
#17
There's more to basketball than being tall.
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