#1
A light for all to see in times of darkness?!

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Ju·pi·ter

 /ˈjo͞opitər/ 

1. The chief god of the Roman state religion, originally a sky god associated with thunder and lightning. His wife was Juno


remember lightning means light in some cultures...


EVEN YOURS...


so what is this we have here?
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/09/19/sunday/main574222.shtml

keep in mind cbs stands for control beings sallthetime.

So naysa tried to crash galileo into jupiter to prevent effecting the super space mooon alien's ecosystem. Because remember we care about our solar system's ecosystems.


GET THIS MOTHER****ERS.

Quote by Behold a Pale Horse by William Cooper, p.72
The spacecraft called Galileo is on its way to Jupiter, a baby star with a
gaseous makeup exactly the same as our sun, with a load of 49.7 pounds of
plutonium, supposedly being used as batteries to power the craft. When
its final orbit decays in December 1999, Galileo will deliver its payload into
the center of Jupiter. The unbelievable pressure that will be encountered
will cause a reaction exactly as occurs when an atomic bomb is exploded by
an implosion detonator. The plutonium will explode in an atomic reaction,
lighting the hydrogen and helium atmosphere of Jupiter and resulting in
the birth of the star that has already been named LUCIFER. The world will
interpret it as a sign of tremendous religious significance. It will fulfill
prophecy. In reality it is only a demonstration of the insane application of
technology by the JASON Society which may or may not even work. They
have practiced overkill to ensure success, however, as the documents that I
read while in Naval Intelligence stated that Project GALILEO required only
five pounds of plutonium to ignite Jupiter and possibly stave off the
coming ice age. Global warming is a hoax. It is easier for the public to deal
with and will give the ruling elite more time before panic and anarchy
replace government. The reality is that overall global temperatures are
becoming lower. Storms are becoming more violent and less predictable.


Yeah tl;dr: that shit was written in 1991 and the gadamn government been trying to make stars and shit. BEEN TRYIN.

Discuss.
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Last edited by Fat Lard at Jun 3, 2011,
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Alright, so Im at a good level. Faded. Does that not make this shit any less valid?

Mother****ers been trying to make stars. You cool with that bro?

Jupiter is not, and never will be, a star.
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So naysa tried to crash galileo into jupiter to prevent effecting the super space mooon alien's ecosystem. Because remember we care about our solar system's ecosystems. Discuss.

Nay, sir.

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To the waters and the wild
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#10
Oh my god, this thing again. First of all, Jupiter is nowhere near massive enough to make a star and there's no way we have enough mass on Earth to even moderately affect it. Secondly, Jupiter is made up of the wrong kind of Hydrogen for fusion to occur. Thirdly, there's no way that fissile material can cause sustainable fusion like the one that happens in the center of stars. Fusion is nuclei merging, fission is nuclei splitting apart.

Also, wasn't it Saturn?
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Jupiter is not, and never will be, a star.

But apparently it's made of exactly the same stuff as the sun! Didn't you read The Truth?


I just... don't.... dear me. Is there something in the Pit water this week? What's with these threads?
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#13
in reference to the whole "is there life out there?" factor why has nobody considered "seeding" the universe with life?

what i mean is maybe NASA (or SETI or someone) could launch a rock/missile laden with bacteria into outer space?

i know some bacteria are extremely hardy and can survive supposedly unsurvivable conditions and maybe if we are lucky in a thousand years life may begin on another planet.

who really knows? maybe that's how life began on this planet?
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#14
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But apparently it's made of exactly the same stuff as the sun! Didn't you read The Truth?


You do know that, legitimately, Jupiter was at one point almost a star or close to it?
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in reference to the whole "is there life out there?" factor why has nobody considered "seeding" the universe with life?

what i mean is maybe NASA (or SETI or someone) could launch a rock/missile laden with bacteria into outer space?


Because sending out bacteria that could possibly be harmful to alien lifeforms wouldn't be a nice thing to do, and a little risky if it's interpreted as an attack by an alien civilisation.
#16
Because sending out bacteria that could possibly be harmful to alien lifeforms wouldn't be a nice thing to do, and a little risky if it's interpreted as an attack by an alien civilisation.


very true. i suppose i didn't consider that..though at least SETI would finally get their evidence if we were attacked huh? lolhttps://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/newreply.php#
(it would be like a big "i told you so!" before we were colonized and forced to work the uranium mines on Planet X https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/newreply.php#)

though i think if this really IS the only planet with intelligent life it might be a good idea..
although on the other hand we could end up destroying a planet with non-intelligent life

i figure as long as we are contaminating planets we may as well even if its just within our solar systemhttps://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/misc.php?do=getsmilies&wysiwyg=0&forumid=11#


Edit: oops sorry i guess i dont get the whole smiley thing just yet...
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We could potentially 'seed' other worlds with bacteria but it would take millions of years for it to develop into complex organisms.
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We could potentially 'seed' other worlds with bacteria but it would take millions of years for it to develop into complex organisms.


im not saying it would be directly beneficial or that we would even see the end result but it might be worth a shot....
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#21
also is anyone familiar with the prophecy of Star Wormwood in Revelations?

and isn't the apocalypse predicted in October?...hmm
lol nah i really don't take that guy seriously...

although revelations did mention something about the coming of a "false prophet"....hmmm

lol no im not serious....

its way too early in the AM to be thinking about prophecy and the end times blah blah blah
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