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#1
Hello Pit,

Just wondered if anyone has any experience in dealing with disturbing notes, if you've received them or known someone who has received them.

My girlfriend got one through the letterbox this morning, it was very poor English.

'Oh gorgeous spanish girl, I watch you. I want you marry in blood. we meet. your eyes and beauty, for mine only. you shall be mine. i will have you to myself. i touch and sex. forever you'

Shes rang the police who haven't done anything other than document in and warn her to ring back if anything happens in relation to the letter. They basically did nothing to settle her so I'm looking for any kind of advice off people who have seen or experienced this kind of thing before.

Cheers

Ps I've told her to buy some pepper spray stuff, i assume thats legal in the UK?
#3
Ahh, Royal Mail delivered my message on time. Good stuff.

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#4
You should probably stop sending her those notes then.
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#5
I thought it'd impress her
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I got the same letter through my mailbox once. I met up with the girl and now we're happily married! TS don't stand in your girlfriend's way for happiness.
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#8
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I got the same letter through my mailbox once. I met up with the girl and now we're happily married! TS don't stand in your girlfriend's way for happiness.


You got the same letter referring to you as a "gorgeous Spanish girl"?

Now this is interesting.
#9
The police do **** all with letters, just so you know. I've been getting poison pen letters for years, all the police have done is lost the evidence. We even told them who they're from, but they won't do **** all. It's all too much like hard work for them.

^ Kensai is a gorgeous Spanish girl though.
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#11
Why don't you just arrange for a meeting and beat the life out of the creep?
#13
Pepper Spray is illegal in UK
They should get it to be like poland, where you can get a permit.
But I'd do the same; or get strong spray perfume. Or hair spray. Aim for the eyes. Get a fork as well. Aim for the eyes.

Police can't really do much. My dad got a threatening note and the exact same happened.
Except it was a lot more blunt than "Oh gorgeous spanish girl, I watch you."
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#14
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Ahh, Royal Mail delivered my message on time. Good stuff.

Oh, right, that explains the note under my door, too.

On a serious note, not much you can do aside from being wary and doing all the regular precautionary stuff like locking doors and windows at night, yada yada. It might just be be a prank with no follow up.

Something useful you can tell your girlfriend - if she is put in a dodgy situation, feint the 'two-fingered eye jab move' and then immediately, while he's distracted, kick him in between the big toes.

Y'know... right up between the two big toes.

Then run, while he's further distracted.
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#15
Just wait until the fluid samples come through, then it gets interesting.

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#16
I agree with RX120D, see if theres something she can do to arrange a meeting and jump the bastard, keep in mind this could be really dangerous, who knows that that guy, or guys (plural) actually is
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Why don't you just arrange for a meeting and beat the life out of the creep?

Brilliant idea! Seriously. Figure out how you can get a note back to mr anonymous lover boy, set up a meeting where he thinks she wants to check him out, and then scare the ****ing crap out of him. Should work.
#18
anyone with that bad of a sense of metric rhythm is surely up to no good.
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You got the same letter referring to you as a "gorgeous Spanish girl"?

Now this is interesting.



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The police do **** all with letters, just so you know. I've been getting poison pen letters for years, all the police have done is lost the evidence. We even told them who they're from, but they won't do **** all. It's all too much like hard work for them.

^ Kensai is a gorgeous Spanish girl though.

Poison pen letters? And why?
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#20
I figured it be a laugh reading through the comments that said 'I'm glad she got my note'!!

But yeah I'll advise her to brush up on her bollock kicking technique, also if pepper spray is illegal in the UK I'll see what the alternatives are. I don't think the police will really help the situation much either.

Cheers for the replies
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also if pepper spray is illegal in the UK I'll see what the alternatives are.s


get her to carry a knife. she can't get in trouble, because she can say that she was only carrying it just in case she has to make an emergency sandwich.
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'Oh gorgeous spanish girl, I watch you. I want you marry in blood. we meet. your eyes and beauty, for mine only. you shall be mine. i will have you to myself. i touch and sex. forever you'

#24
Leave a grammer dictionary on her door step for him to start with. At least then the notes will be a better read in future.

And if he watches her then get her to look around for dodgy illiterate foreigners carrying a pen and paper. Shouldnt be too hard. (Well he might be)
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oh friend, i see joyfully you get my love. we shall together be. i want meet you. in alley way at midnight we shall be, in darkness, our love. we touch and sex. forever us.
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I figured it be a laugh reading through the comments that said 'I'm glad she got my note'!!

But yeah I'll advise her to brush up on her bollock kicking technique, also if pepper spray is illegal in the UK I'll see what the alternatives are. I don't think the police will really help the situation much either.

Cheers for the replies

Doing the eye thing first triggers a instinctive reaction. It's a survival thing to protect the sight. If she kicks quick enough afterwards, the guy has no reaction time to get from blocking the face to blocking the nads.

Wish her luck and buy her steel-capped boots


Zero-Hartman, industrial printer my arse. You know you wrote that note by hand. It's got your quill marks all over it.
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#30
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Brilliant idea! Seriously. Figure out how you can get a note back to mr anonymous lover boy, set up a meeting where he thinks she wants to check him out, and then scare the ****ing crap out of him. Should work.

You must be joking, trolling or stupid.


Or maybe I'm wrong and brawling in the streets solves everything. I'm ebetting it will even solve world hunger.
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I figured it be a laugh reading through the comments that said 'I'm glad she got my note'!!

But yeah I'll advise her to brush up on her bollock kicking technique, also if pepper spray is illegal in the UK I'll see what the alternatives are. I don't think the police will really help the situation much either.

Cheers for the replies


The closest you will get it some UV spray paint. It won't slow them down or incapacitate them in any way, just give them a lovely blue or red face.
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You must be joking, trolling or stupid.


Or maybe I'm wrong and brawling in the streets solves everything. I'm ebetting it will even solve world hunger.


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#33
That is immensely creepy, but I just can't stop laughing at:
i touch and sex.

I hope he is far less dangerous than he is silly.
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#34
I touch and sex
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#36
just tell her to keep her wits about her and to avoid isolated areas. she could get new/more locks for her door as well. if the cops won't do anything there isn't much else you can do.
#37
Kick him/her in the crotch/boobs.
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...i touch and sex. forever you'

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Kick him/her in the crotch/boobs.



LOL

crotchboobs...

I say start prepairing the home, "Home Alone" style.
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You must be joking, trolling or stupid.


Or maybe I'm wrong and brawling in the streets solves everything. I'm ebetting it will even solve world hunger.

I didn't say brawl, I just said scare you ****ing high school dropout idiot. Fail reading comprehension?

Either that or beat her with an ugly stick. TS probably wouldn't like that.
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