#1
Hello peet,

THis day I send letter to gorgeous spanish girl down street but problem have I. Her boyfriend is protective much and rang police about letter i sented.

So peet, I need advice, i think wrong impression been given. I like gorgeous spanish girl down street but would cause not harm to her.

I want have her to myself, to touch and sex but this problem is too much.

How I can make her leave ugly english boy?
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#2
No.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#3
8/10.
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#4
Not funny.

Horrible attempt.

Go die somewhere.
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#5
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#6
Seriously, taking advice from Woffelz?
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