#2
I'm going to leave this open for now, hopefully some entertainment value will come of it.
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#3
This can't be very accurate, cause, you know, they cite Dethklok as true metal.

Also, how can you say you're not affiliated when last.fm says you're a member as of 35 minutes ago?
#5
Just another mongo with a massive chip on his shoulder. Life goes on.

edit - just noticed this

Join if you are against metal attitude and demeanour - close-minded, obsessive, angry, anti-social, and self-destructive with drugs and violence.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus
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I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
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#6
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seems like they are pretty hardcore radikult

I was about to make this same joke. Damn you.
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#8
This is totally Trey Azagthoth, there's no way it's not.

Edit: I didn't really pay much attention to the analysis of the bands, but this is just fantastic:

"Wolves in the Throne Room: Tree-huggers with moral opinions that church goers and Democratic fund raiser would agree with. Just like Ulver it’s Indie disguised as Black Metal and wailing / droning in the background."
Last edited by Inimical at Jun 3, 2011,
#9
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This can't be very accurate, cause, you know, they cite Dethklok as true metal.

Also, how can you say you're not affiliated when last.fm says you're a member as of 35 minutes ago?


Oh cos I joined it before I read the analysis of the bands, and forgot to leave, whoops
#10
Cradle of Filth: For rebels who want to be extreme, when really it’s just Iron Maiden with fast melodic death metal riffs using the pentatonic scale.


YES

You're onto something here, have a report on my desk by monday
#11
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YES

You're onto something here, have a report on my desk by monday

but bo, its friday....



Yeah....I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday.....and better make that Sunday too.

Don't forget the cover sheet.
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FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE HESSIAN CULTURE. STAY TRUE.
#12
keep straight edge - avoiding hard drugs and alcohol which is associated.


Ah, so he's basically saying conform to the ideologies of Straight-Edge Hardcore.

I totally get it now.
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#13
So he's proud of not being tr00 metalhead, but then proceeds to rip on other tr00 bands for not being tr00, and also expresses opinions in line with tr00 metalheads on others.

#14
Anybody who uses the word 'tr00' deserves to spend an eternity licking sanitary towels.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


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burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#16
4-hour Carrot Top video marathon.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#17
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4-hour Carrot Top video marathon.

how could you ever wish that upon another human being?

you are a monster, a bad bad man Strangles
HESSIAN HAREM
FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE HESSIAN CULTURE. STAY TRUE.
#18
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4-hour Carrot Top video marathon.
Carrot Top now, or Carrot Top 15 years ago?
#19
I'd make him watch a Hollyoaks omnibus myself.
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#20
Hollyoaks is basically soft porn production and acting quality, but with no sex. Some amount of stunners in it though! You'd have a right arm like Dolph Lundgren after a whole Omnibus of it.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
#21
who's suicide mouse on last.fm? haha

I also don't get this guy he's all over the place, I think he may be musically insane.
#22
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Hollyoaks is basically soft porn production and acting quality, but with no sex. Some amount of stunners in it though! You'd have a right arm like Dolph Lundgren after a whole Omnibus of it.





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