#1
I bloody love knobbin' birds me.

Smashing Pasty.

Banging Clacker.

It's ace. Clacker pie is the best.

Funny phrases for having sex?

Shit i'm wasted. But I am watching the original Crossroads dvd. Eric is the shiz.
#2
my friend went to europe last year and said knobbin birds means having sexual intercourse with women. so hellz yeah. that sounds about right.
#6
Smash the back doors in, attack the gash
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#7
Don't be nasty show us your pasty. Robert Cray is on! I ****ing love Robert Cray and Knobbin' birds!
#9
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Bumping uglies, feeding the mole.



Feeding the mole?! I'm drunk as fcUk but not sure I wan't to do that?
#11
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
#16
Bumpin' Uglies

Doin' the dirty

Doin' the nasty
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- Not just a Starcraft fan -


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#17
So is this some kind of sequel to Angry Birds?

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#18
Raping the bitch.


EDIT: I'm so sorry.
If music was the food of love I'd be a fat romantic slob.
#20
Slotting

"I was slotting this chick the other night..."
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#21
Vul


Bloodhound gang fvck yeah
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wy is yer mad at muy gramhar fer?


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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#22
Knobbin' Birds? Are you saying you like giving blowjobs to a pidgeon?
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