#1
This thread is inspired by my friend Aaron (from the indie band Delays, just so I can tell you all about that )

If you have a whimsical quote you'd like to share with the world go ahead, I want this thread to be a deep, retarded abyss of rainbows and unicorn crap. I'll share a few of mine:
"Eating skittles and then it occured to me why they're suddenly so bland, rainbows can't happen at night."
"Is it wrong that just as I reach orgasm I yell "BIG FINISH" and afterwards I yell "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand JAZZ HANDS!"?"
"Unicorns sperm are multi coloured so their semen is a rainbow, whichever colour of sperm gets to the egg first is the colour of the resulting unicorn."

Now it's your turn, fill this thread with all your childish ramblings!
Ben

GEAR:
Squier Vintage Modified Telecaster Deluxe
Squier Vintage Modified Jaguar
Blackstar ht-5 head
Blackstar ht-408 cab
Landola V72 Acoustic
Seymour Duncan Woody SC

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Wanna be sex buddies?
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nope.
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#2
"If you have a whimsical quote you'd like to share with the world go ahead"

…kidding. somewhat. uh, here's a funny one from a House MD episode i just watched:

"if you could reason with religious people there would be no religious people."
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#3
"Don't step in a pile of dog shit, because dog shit is bad."
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#6
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I rarely use the word random, I'm not a schoolgirl.
Ben

GEAR:
Squier Vintage Modified Telecaster Deluxe
Squier Vintage Modified Jaguar
Blackstar ht-5 head
Blackstar ht-408 cab
Landola V72 Acoustic
Seymour Duncan Woody SC

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Wanna be sex buddies?
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nope.
#7
"Two birds in a vagina are worth two birds in the bush"

-Hillary Clinton
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#8
"Don't argue with idiots who have power over you."
^^The above is a Cryptic Metaphor^^


"To know the truth of history is to realize its ultimate myth and its inevitable ambiguity." Everything is made up and the facts don't matter.


MUSIC THEORY LINK
#10
I think my cousin supported the Delays once...
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#11
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For long you live and high you fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.

RUUUUUUN RABBIT RUN



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#12
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I think my cousin supported the Delays once...

Awesome, Aaron helped me record some coursework but I can't show anyone until I know for sure the exam board has it on file as being mine. He got me into post-rock aswell after I'd written some without realising.
Ben

GEAR:
Squier Vintage Modified Telecaster Deluxe
Squier Vintage Modified Jaguar
Blackstar ht-5 head
Blackstar ht-408 cab
Landola V72 Acoustic
Seymour Duncan Woody SC

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Wanna be sex buddies?
Quote by housemd
nope.
Last edited by lolometer1 at Jun 3, 2011,
#13
"Football isn't a matter of life or death, it's much more important than that." – Bill Shankly

I know it's a misquote, but I like it.
Hull City A.F.C

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#14
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RUUUUUUN RABBIT RUN



/caps


HAAHAAHAAHHAHAHAA CAPS NOOB
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#15
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"Football isn't a matter of life or death, it's much more important than that." – Bill Shankly

I know it's a misquote, but I like it.

They don't think it be like it is, but it do. -Doug LeMoine
#16
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Awesome, Aaron helped me record some coursework but I can't show anyone until I know for sure the exam board has it on file as being mine. He got me into post-rock aswell after I'd written some without realising.


after seeing you'r profile its probably a different delays, it was in york, years ago
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#17
All of this. The voice reading it makes it so good

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#18
"The problem with quotes on the Internet is that it is hard to verify their authenticity" - Abraham Lincoln.
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

- Berthold Auerbach


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Wow, being surrounded by all of these humourless, pussy-whipped virgins is starting to make me sick.

Check out my band!
#19
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma- Patrick Star

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit- Oscar Wilde
Yea that's right, I want something to explode

I've been deaf, now I want noise

LOUD LOVE
#20
"This highway leads to the shadowy tip of reality: you're on a through route to the land of the different, the bizarre, the unexplainable...Go as far as you like on this road. Its limits are only those of mind itself. Ladies and Gentlemen, you're entering the wondrous dimension of imagination. . . -Rod Serling
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#21
“I have had it with these mother ****ing snakes on this mother ****ing plane”
~ Oscar Wilde
Call me Matthew.
#22
"I only drink on two occasions — When I am thirsty and when I'm not." - Brendan Behan

"When I was a young boy, my father taught me that to be a good Catholic, I had to confess at church if I ever had impure thoughts about a girl.
That very evening, I had to rush to confess my sin. And the next night, and the next. After a week, I decided religion wasn't for me." - Fidel Castro
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#23
Found out about this a couple of days ago

I don't know if this is right but...
"What happens if Pinocchio says 'My nose will now grow'?"
#24
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Found out about this a couple of days ago

I don't know if this is right but...
"What happens if Pinocchio says 'My nose will now grow'?"


...

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#25
"I spent 99% of my money on women, booze and drugs, and wasted the rest." - Some guy.
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#26
“Man, we need a roadie. Other bands have roadies.”
“Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven completely different chords.”
“That’s just, like, fruity jazz bands.”
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#27
"went to subway and asked for a footlong pb&j on 9 grain honey oat. they asked me to leave...........it gets better."-Kartigan