#1
Of June bugs. Yes, it's June, and those big clumsy bugs that manage to smash into everything and get caught in fires are out in force...looking to take over the world.


Discuss these interestingly stupid bugs, and how they will gain world dominance.

For those of you who don't know what June bugs are, I present to you, exhibit A.

#2
June Bugs + Cicadas = Kawaii Hell


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#3
They are constantly crashing in my window making loud thuds, it's hilarious.
#5
Only an idiot would care so much about june bugs...


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#6
What is this?
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#7
here's a post of mine that explains my feelings of them

it's like
>BZZTDTDBDSJVBSBGDYSJDBVGSHKDB KJ
>me: Oh, hm, what's that noise?
>junebug: BZZTDTDBDSJVBSBGDYSJDBVGSHKDB KJ (trollface.jpg)
>me: OH JESUS SHIT FUCK WHAT THE SHIT
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here's a post of mine that explains my feelings of them



It's true. The worst is when they grab onto your clothes. =____________= Then it's when your find their corpses spread across the ground like they have giant June Bug wars when we sleep.
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One of those things made me cry when I was a kid, because it landed on my ear and I thought it was going to crawl into my brain.
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#11
I have June bugs as early as April or even March. They're poorly named.

Which is fine, because they aren't good at anything else either. Seriously, evolution, what the fuck? How does something so mind-bogglingly stupid have so many babies?

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It's true. The worst is when they grab onto your clothes. =____________= Then it's when your find their corpses spread across the ground like they have giant June Bug wars when we sleep.


But they do, I seen 'em!

That is to say I saw them. >__>
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#13
Fun fact: June bugs are called "meikevers" in Dutch, which literally means "May Bugs". We get them earlier, hah!
#14
I'd rather have june bugs than the current stink bug infestation up here.
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I have June bugs as early as April or even March. They're poorly named.

Which is fine, because they aren't good at anything else either. Seriously, evolution, what the fuck? How does something so mind-bogglingly stupid have so many babies?


I think their purpose in life is to airaiate the soil, since they live in the ground, but idk, that's what I was told.
#16
Apparently I live in the only place in the world where there are no junebugs OR cicadas.
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I have June bugs as early as April or even March. They're poorly named.

Which is fine, because they aren't good at anything else either. Seriously, evolution, what the fuck? How does something so mind-bogglingly stupid have so many babies?

The idea is to make so many of them that all of their natural predators get stuffed and allow the remainder to procreate. Essentially they pull a Ulysses S. Grant and overwhelm the enemy with sheer numbers.
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I'm English and what is this?
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#20
I greatly enjoy the fact that I am just far enough north to not have to deal with a mass june bug invasion.

We do get both june bugs and cicadas around here, just not in mass droves like elsewhere.
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June Bugs + Cicadas = Kawaii Hell



>mfw I found this funny
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Apparently I live in the only place in the world where there are no junebugs OR cicadas.

Maybe it's just you're part of Florida, but we have cicadas here. I've never seen June bugs though
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Maybe it's just you're part of Florida, but we have cicadas here. I've never seen June bugs though

Probably. I have never seen either in my life.
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Probably. I have never seen either in my life.

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#27
They're hilarious. At my old school we made killing them into a game since they would swarm the football field to the point where it made a notable difference in color from far away. They're awesome because you can actually kick them and not miss, which sends their little corpses flying.

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I have June bugs as early as April or even March. They're poorly named.

Which is fine, because they aren't good at anything else either. Seriously, evolution, what the fuck? How does something so mind-bogglingly stupid have so many babies?


Junebug orgies. I've seen them. They make huge mounds of a good 20-30 pairs and just sex it up.
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I'd rather have june bugs than the current stink bug infestation up here.


Stink bugs are the worst. There are so many where I live, and they are stupid as shit. They just fly around making loud noises and crashing into everything in their path, which is almost my hair.
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#29
I was sitting by a campfire last night and a monster June Bug decided to fly full speed, straight into my face. Certainly wasn't expecting that.
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I was sitting by a campfire last night and a monster June Bug decided to fly full speed, straight into my face. Certainly wasn't expecting that.


not sure if its true but i heard junebugs are blind and they can only sense heat.
which would explain them running into everything...also why they were attracted to your fire but idk...

had a fire last week and junebugs were suiciding into it all night lol
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but I do get cockroaches, silverfish, snakes, ants and spiders
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#32
We've got a Locust infestation in the middle east right now, BIG, BAD, STUPID mother****ers that insist on not moving until you're an inch from them, they force you to get close to em to kill em I HATE THOSE BASTARDS!!!!! :rage:
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#33
A couple weeks ago the 13 year cicada hatch happened and you couldn't spit without hitting a cicada. They have mated and died for the most part, but now the june bugs are everywhere but not in the same numbers as the cicadas.