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#1
hey asshole. yeah you. cut this shit out!



the road is not there for you to blow your lawn clippings into. you do not own the road. you have no right to spray your grass all over it you inconsiderate prick.

the first 2 or 3 passes around the edge of the lawn you blow the clippings in, then turn around and begin blowing the clippings outward. thats it. thats all you have to do to fix this situation. im not sure why this concept is too hard for you to understand you simpleton slob!
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#3
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#6
I mean....
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#7
But my lawn has no asshole.


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#8
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But my lawn has no asshole.




....So like, where do you insert your dick?
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#9
Throw some nails or screws into the grass next time. Be sure to bury under the grass so the mower man doesn't see them. And then (I don't use this word lightly): PROFIT.
#10
He's just creating a bigger ecosystem for insects you nature-hating bastard

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#12
I feel your pain man. I mean - some cut grass on the street is definitely something that would ruin my day to the point that I had to take a picture and post it online.
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#13


Seriously, it'll decompose in two days.
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#14
Don't you people have baskets on your mowers?

Also, why the hell do you care so much? It'll be gone in like a week
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#15
How does this in any way inconvenience you? If it's that big an annoyance why not talk to the guy himself? Or are you only looking for validation from the Pit that your worries aren't totally petty and meaningless, even by the standards of a forum where a sub-par guitar player appearing on the Dr. Phil Show merits a 152 post discussion? Is that even an actual picture of a curb in your area, or are you only complaining about the general phenomenon using a random pic found on Google image search?

Many unanswered questions this thread brings up.
#17
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Don't you people have baskets on your mowers?


They don't if they have driving mowers. Like a real fat American.
#19
This is how you mow your lawn
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#20
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They don't if they have driving mowers. Like a real fat American.



That's so pointless for that small an area.
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#21
Grass on the street!?


SHUT.


DOWN.


EVERYTHING.

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#22
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Herbicides, specifically something like Roundup. Make some phallic designs on his grass.
That is all.


Use salt, it's cheaper.
sigh...
#23
no, you guys are right. from now on ill be taking all my bowl movements on the curb.

so what if everyone else has to look at it and it isnt my curb? it will decompose in a few days or get blown away so who cares?
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Remember through colors
Remember through towns
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#24
He mad.
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#25
damn right i mad.
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damn right i mad.


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#27
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#28
Fuck you, I'm a lazy bastard.

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Don't you people have baskets on your mowers?

Baskets? Those fill up in like, 2 seconds.
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#29
I actually love the look (and smell) of mowed grass. Why would this be pissing you off, anyway...?
#31
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I actually love the look (and smell) of mowed grass. Why would this be pissing you off, anyway...?



HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THAT MASSIVE FUCKING EYE SORE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE STREET? HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS?!

Frankly, I don't see how he's not on a murderous rampage after the grievous insult that is 'cut grass on the roadway.'
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Life goes by?
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#33
I fail to see the problem. It's not inconveniencing any body, and it's not really an eye-sore. I reckon TS is just trying to be a dick-weed.
#34
Everyone does it, TS, stop freaking out, it's not like SWAT teams are going to show up and start shooting Lawnmower Man up because of this.

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That's so pointless for that small an area.


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#36
oh shut up and stop whining, crybaby.
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#37
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.

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#38
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hey asshole. yeah you. cut this shit out!



the road is not there for you to blow your lawn clippings into. you do not own the road. you have no right to spray your grass all over it you inconsiderate prick.

the first 2 or 3 passes around the edge of the lawn you blow the clippings in, then turn around and begin blowing the clippings outward. thats it. thats all you have to do to fix this situation. im not sure why this concept is too hard for you to understand you simpleton slob!

It's a free country. Deal with it.
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#39
I would report this to the authorities before it causes an outrage amoung other uptight-whiny citizens.
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