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#1
Ok, not quite, but I thought it'd be an interesting combination of words

So this guy, has designed and made a bikini, dubbed "the iKini" (seewhathedidthere?) that can charge small electrical devices such as an iPod, a camera and such.

It made me laugh. I don't know if it's a good idea. But, it doesn't matter as the article has a pretty good looking chic in a bikini. Sun bathing. In a park

iKini
#2
My girlfriend would use that to charge her vibrator. It must be destroyed or else my imaginary girlfriend will replace me with a vibrator!
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#4
It's a good thing that I can plug all of my waterproof electrical devices such as my cell phone and iPod into my bathing suit while I'm in the pool.


Am I the only one who thinks this invention makes no sense?
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#5


i'd like to power her breasts with my boner

if you

know what i mean
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#6
Quote by JayT44
It's a good thing that I can plug all of my waterproof electrical devices such as my cell phone and iPod into my bathing suit while I'm in the pool.


Am I the only one who thinks this invention makes no sense?



A also think that the bikini looks hideous and that her lips are awkward.
#8
imagine walking up to a girl on the beach and asking if you can use her breasts to charge your ipod

How far technology has moved in 50 years
#10
Isnt electricity + water bad????

Interesting thought tho, solar powered clothes. Makes portable energy viable
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#11
now what if she wants to charge her iPod at a nude beach? what then?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#12
new pickup line:

"hey.

my hands need charging."

i can totally see it
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#16
Quote by L2112Lif
A also think that the bikini looks hideous and that her lips are awkward.

I didn't notice her lips. Damn, you've just ruined that for me. Screw you and your stupidly high standards.
#17
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
I didn't notice her lips. Damn, you've just ruined that for me. Screw you and your stupidly high standards.

Definitely didn't ruin it for me, I'd still pee in her butt.
#18
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
I didn't notice her lips. Damn, you've just ruined that for me. Screw you and your stupidly high standards.



Good. Another life saved.


I also didn't mention that line at the midriff/abdominal area that appears to be sagging fat because it didn't bother me... But I will now, since you said I have stupidly high standards.
#19
Quote by JayT44
It's a good thing that I can plug all of my waterproof electrical devices such as my cell phone and iPod into my bathing suit while I'm in the pool.


Am I the only one who thinks this invention makes no sense?


No, I was thinking the same thing actually.

And I don't think she's hot at all, she looks like a nasty pornstar.


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Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
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Waiting for you.

#20
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
I didn't notice her lips. Damn, you've just ruined that for me. Screw you and your stupidly high standards.

How can you see her lips? She's got bikini pants on
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#21
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And I don't think she's hot at all, she looks like a nasty pornstar.


Thank ****ing god somebody finally came out and said it for me
#22
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My girlfriend would use that to charge her vibrator. It must be destroyed or else my imaginary girlfriend will replace me with a vibrator!

You so funny padge :')
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#23
Quote by L2112Lif
Good. Another life saved.


I also didn't mention that line at the midriff/abdominal area that appears to be sagging fat because it didn't bother me... But I will now, since you said I have stupidly high standards.

You know what? Fuck you, man. Fuck. You.
#24
She has dude face, but I'd still let her charge my mechanical extension.
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#25
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that looks massively uncomfortable

All the better.

"Is that one of those new solar powered bikinis?"
"Yeah."
"Wow! I thought it would be really uncomfortable..."
"Yeah, it is a bit..."
"Maybe you should take it off then..."
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#26
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
You know what? Fuck you, man. Fuck. You.




In my restless dreams...
I see that town.
Silent Hill.
You promised you'd take me there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now.
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you.

#27
Quote by TheBurningFish
All the better.

"Is that one of those new solar powered bikinis?"
"Yeah."
"Wow! I thought it would be really uncomfortable..."
"Yeah, it is a bit..."
"Maybe you should take it off then..."

tbh i'd rather she didn't, the ugly bint
#29
Quote by So-Cal
tbh i'd rather she didn't, the ugly bint

Not necessarily her.

Preferably not, i might add.
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For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#31
Quote by TheBurningFish
You so funny padge :')

Why do you hate me?
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#32
Quote by L2112Lif
Did some digging... Found better picture...





she's still not hot though.

Oh yea, cuz you would definitely turn her down.

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Last edited by WholeLottaIzzy at Jun 4, 2011,
#33
Either you guys never get laid because you're too picky on ridiculous levels or you can get any girl you want, but that girl has a bangin' body.
#34
Quote by WholeLottaIzzy
Oh yea, cuz you would definitely turn her down.

"What's this? A mole? YOU VILE WENCH! GET OUT OF MY IMMEDIATE VICINITY."

A mole means she's a witch so I'd have to burn her.
By giving her chlamydia
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#35
Quote by padgea7x
Why do you hate me?

ahahaha :')
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#36
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ahahaha :')

Yeah, no one cares about you.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#37
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Either you guys never get laid because you're too picky on ridiculous levels or you can get any girl you want, but that girl has a bangin' body.



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#38
Quote by padgea7x
Yeah, no one cares about you.



Buurrrn.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#39
Quote by padgea7x
Yeah, no one cares about you.


harsh toke, dude
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#40
What happened to just making sure your batteries are charged before you leave the house?
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