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#1
One of them a good looking girl, the other an ugly girl, facially reminiscent of a pig. The ugly girl was nearer to you but both were screaming for help and were beginning to slip, you wouldn't have time to save both of them. Would you automatically go for the good looking girl?
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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#2
Dude, people sue you when you try to help them, I'd just go back to texting and Angry Birds and forget I saw anything.
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#3
...no. just because you save her life doesnt automatically mean she will **** your brains out. just ask mario.

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Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#5
Hi Jon!
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#6
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Hi Jon!


Hey Matt!

Have you been here long?
My God, it's full of stars!
#7
does the hot girl deliver pizza or own a bicycle?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#8
ive been here a while how about you?

ha i got bored one day and popped back. had a bit of a reminiscent (sp? moment. you still come here a lot?
Originally posted by Diminishedfaith

6. Lied? Would I?
10. Done LSD? who's she?
17. Cheated on someone? it was an accident, i didnt remember i had the gameshark on.....
41. Been called a *****?yes, they rate me 5 stars...
46. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?no, i dont have insurance
#10
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does the hot girl deliver pizza or own a bicycle?



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#12
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does the hot girl deliver pizza or own a bicycle?


not really relevant
I'mCool

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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#13
Neither, I'm married, so helping any woman almost always equals a fight. So, **** them, save theirselves.
#16
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ive been here a while how about you?

ha i got bored one day and popped back. had a bit of a reminiscent (sp? moment. you still come here a lot?


I have my on and off seasons... had some long breaks in the past when important training came up, but i'd say i've been pretty consistent. Sometimes my job doesn't leave me lots of personal time though
My God, it's full of stars!
#17
By the time you've examined their appearance, if they haven't fallen off, they'd have the strength to pull themselves back up.

Then if you play your cards right, you can have a threesome. You gotta open yourself to the possibilities.
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#18
theoretically, the person nearest to me because you didn't mention a damn thing about their personalities/my relation to them if any. seriously? what kind of a stupid ass question is this?
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#19
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Oh it's relevant alright


No it's not. How would you knowing if she owned a bike or was a pizza delivery person influence your decision?
I'mCool

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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#20
I'd let them both fall because I'm an evil BASHTUD.

Honestly though, I don't know...I just hope I'm never in a situation where I have to save one of two complete strangers based on how attractive they are.
#21
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No it's not. How would you knowing if she owned a bike or was a pizza delivery person influence your decision?


what if she overcharged me for pizza once, or obtained that bicycle by kicking it out from under a tourist and stealing it? then she deserves to die.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#22
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theoretically, the person nearest to me because you didn't mention a damn thing about their personalities/my relation to them if any. seriously? what kind of a stupid ass question is this?


If you didn't know either of them before then how the fuk could you judge their personalities? What kind of a stupid ass question is this?
I'mCool

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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#23
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what if she overcharged me for pizza once, or obtained that bicycle by kicking it out from under a tourist and stealing it? then she deserves to die.


ok.
I'mCool

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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#26
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If you didn't know either of them before then how the fuk could you judge their personalities? What kind of a stupid ass question is this?


when the hell did you say that in the op?
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#27
i'd save the fit one and then if she asked why i saved her i'd say it's because i thourght we had a spiritual connection....then i'd **** the shit out of her .......hopefully D:
#28
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i'd save the fit one and then if she asked why i saved her i'd say it's because i thourght we had a spiritual connection....then i'd **** the shit out of her .......hopefully D:


hot women don't work that way. she'd be upset you didn't save both of them by doing some out-of-the-equation testicle-ripping splits while grabbing both of you in a stance with my feet behind two reliably lean-able objects. she'd walk away with a dirty ass look on her face and sue you for emotional distress.
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#30
Is the ugly one fat? If she is I'm going for the hot one, easier to lift.
#31
Two people hanging from a cliff and im the only other person there? one can only assume i put them there so i say let them drop and go for a kebab..
#33
yes. yes i would.
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#34
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Honestly though, I don't know...I just hope I'm never in a situation where I have to save one of two complete strangers based on how attractive they are.

That's a good point:
Even if you save the hot one (which I would probably do in that stressed situation) and even if she fücks your brains out for all eternity because you saved her life... I'd still feel miserable for the rest of my life, thinking "I made a life or death decision, based on my penis' opinion.".

On the other hand, if I save the pig, I could have the same thoughts (as in "I'm gonna save the pig on purpose so no one thinks I'm a penis-driven-asshole!") but then I wouldn't want to have sex with her, even if she's begging me.

/dilemma
#36
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is your name laid to waste cause u go round destroying peoples dreams :P


give up on this materialistic world, we should all just go and convert to buddhism and try and reach enlightenment, it sounds like the only credible way of being satisfied with the life you're in, forget everything you believe in, man
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#37
may i point out as well i'mthe only person up there and as i have to save them i'm assuming it's rather high up in sooooo if she did refuse to return the favour i'd just rape her and throw her over.....
#38
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may i point out as well i'mthe only person up there and as i have to save them i'm assuming it's rather high up in sooooo if she did refuse to return the favour i'd just rape her and throw her over.....


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#39
Hot one, I think you could probably 'get close to her' once you save her life. Plus I have never met someone who resembles a pig that I really enjoyed being around so...
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#40
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may i point out as well i'mthe only person up there and as i have to save them i'm assuming it's rather high up in sooooo if she did refuse to return the favour i'd just rape her and throw her over.....


sounds good man

though i think you kinda ruined the element of privacy by telling us
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