#1
So my mother is talking to one of her friends who is a trucker. Hence the title. So she has been asking around to see if anyone has any good burns on truckers. So...anything for me pit?
#3
Ask him if your mother is a lot lizard.
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Seriously, I'm not a fan of iphones and guitars mixing.
#5
3rd degree, bitch.
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#6
Quote by blackflag49
"Hey, why don't you shove that truck up your big asshole, you big asshole"

Wow!!!!! That was hilarious!!!
#7
Ask him about C.W. McCall:


Ah, breaker one nine
This here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon

Uh, yeah, Ten-Four Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, its a big Ten-Four there Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sakes alive, looks like we've got us a convoy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWO_AIh8drk
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Seriously, I'm not a fan of iphones and guitars mixing.
#8
I think your mom wants some alone time with her trucker friend.

He's about to deliver a ton of shipment to her if you catch my drift.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#9
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I think your mom wants some alone time with her trucker friend.

He's about to deliver a ton of shipment to her if you catch my drift.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! whoa that was a good one
#10
Ask him if you can score a couple of reds and a bag of California turnarounds.
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Seriously, I'm not a fan of iphones and guitars mixing.
#11
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I think your mom wants some alone time with her trucker friend.

He's about to deliver a ton of shipment to her if you catch my drift.

If TS's mom's involved, he's gonna need a Wide Load banner, if you know where I'm going.

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#12
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If TS's mom's involved, he's gonna need a Wide Load banner, if you know where I'm going.

Damn that's cold.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#13
"Gee all that sitting on your ass all the time and road house diet is a destination to heart disease...oh well it's a living."
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#14
Oh oh I got one.

What did the trucker say to Pancho Villa?

Who cares? He's a piece of shit trucker who picked a job where he can be a lazy fat ass for hours on end because he is sub-human garbage with no aspirations in life and just wants to be a piece of shit loser forever until he dies drowned in liquor listening to country music.

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#15
I always thought "trucker burns" were the sunburns or tans that truck drivers get on one arm because they have it hanging out the window in the summertime. One arm is tanned and the other is not.
#17
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I always thought "trucker burns" were the sunburns or tans that truck drivers get on one arm because they have it hanging out the window in the summertime. One arm is tanned and the other is not.

this.
#18
Quote by The Picker
I always thought "trucker burns" were the sunburns or tans that truck drivers get on one arm because they have it hanging out the window in the summertime. One arm is tanned and the other is not.


That makes no sense, because if he drives back his other arm would get a tan.

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#19
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That makes no sense, because if he drives back his other arm would get a tan.



troll science is supposed to have the tiniest bit of 'truth'...failzit.
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#22
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troll science is supposed to have the tiniest bit of 'truth'...failzit.


This was not troll science, it was trolling.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#23
I agree with Jeremy Clarkson:

"This is a hard job and I'm not just saying that to win favour with lorry drivers, it's a hard job.
Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day."
#24
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This was not troll science, it was trolling.

You're supposed to post the trollface after you get a reaction, not in your very first post so no one takes you seriously to begin with.
#25
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You're supposed to post the trollface after you get a reaction, not in your very first post so no one takes you seriously to begin with.


You took me seriously enough to react twice.

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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#26
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You took me seriously enough to react twice.



he only reacted to you once, he trolled you good didn't he.
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#27
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I agree with Jeremy Clarkson:

"This is a hard job and I'm not just saying that to win favour with lorry drivers, it's a hard job.
Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day."

Yeah! I saw that episode! Used it against him too.
#28
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If TS's mom's involved, he's gonna need a Wide Load banner, if you know where I'm going.

Heh. Good one.

I never see Wide Load though, only Oversized Load...
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