#1
I can't believe you are the legal age of consent, you crazy bastard. I got you a present!

#6
Happy birthday!
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#8
Happy Birthday! I got you Afghanistan.

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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#9
happy birthday man, as it is tradition, here is the most brutal birthday song ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8npI0Xe2wi4

enjoy it!!

also my gift:



an okapi!
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Fuck yes you are the best poster ever

do you wanna hear a little piano composition I have just made?, I promise it don't totally sucks, you can hear it on my profile, any feedback would be really appreciated -C4C
#11
Happy birthday IRISH_PUNK13! you drunk irishman..............................see what I did? I stereotyped your irish backround.
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


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#13
Happy birthday man!
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#14
Happy Birthday jackass. I got you a giraffe

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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#16
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and, the E chord



that's got too many notes. this one is better.

There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#17
Happy Birthday CJ!!

I got you a brand new outfit for your various nefarious activities. Now you can kill in style





Tool
Sleep
Gojira
Puscifer
Neurosis
Sunn O)))
Meshuggah
Modest Mouse
Electric Wizard
Mammoth Grinder


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#19
Well Happy Effing Birthday! Or Joyeux ****ing Anniversaire, as we say in France!

I got you the most metal gift of all...


DISAPPOINTMENT
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#21
Happy birthday CJ





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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#23
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You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.


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PS. To Conor:
You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.
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#24
Happy Birthday
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#25
Happy Birthday!

I got you this guy:


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And Ms. Melonface. If you make out with her, you'll find that she tastes really nice!


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Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!



SAVE GIBSON

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#26
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And Ms. Melonface. If you make out with her, you'll find that she has a very nice taste!


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Thats just fucking creepy
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You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.


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P.S: You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome


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PS. To Conor:
You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.
[/desperateattempttogetsigged]
#27
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Happy birthday CJ



that's a good gift, just keep Eric_Fail away from it...
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#31
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Happy Birthday!
And Ms. Melonface. If you make out with her, you'll find that she tastes really nice!


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Her eye is lopsided, thats mighty hawkward...


Happy Birthday man


I would've gotten you something, but I'm still broke.

<_<


>_>
#33
Happy Birthday Dude!
I'm so happy. I get to eat a muffin.
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You are so happy to eat a muffin it's kinda scary.
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Goes around tryina light dudes on fire.
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Too much Sublime.

I tell a lie, there is no such thing.
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#34
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Happy Birthday jackass. I got you a giraffe

*giraffe.jpg*
Holy shit that's a cool picture.
#35


You guys are awesome!

I have to say that Jackals gifts are the funniest, but all of the E/grinderman gifts are great too.

That suit is cool as hell, and I'm actually quite sad that I can't wear it.

Everyone that made the capitalist and alcohol related comments is awesome too.


You guys are all great!
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#36
Happy Birthday, Cave Johnson!

I got you a disguise so you don't get lynched, you scummy bugger.

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