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#3
and then Guitarguyteddyb left UG forever cause he annoys the hell out of everyone

/thread
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You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.


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P.S: You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome


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PS. To Conor:
You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.
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#4
on the way to the bathroom I suffered from a massive pulmonary embolism and died.
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Ok ok, I concede defeat.

#5
ok thats it, ive posted in tons of forums trying to make friends on a million websites so **** ALL OF YOU YOU WANT ME GONE!? im gone. im gone from everyone, im going to eat a bottle of advil and chug bleach. and im serious as shit. everyone does this to me and theres no way for me to make friends, i try to be funny adn just annoy people alright im ****ed up and craazy i get it and im sory so **** all of you im gone for good
#7
Quote by Guitarguyteddyb
ok thats it, ive posted in tons of forums trying to make friends on a million websites so **** ALL OF YOU YOU WANT ME GONE!? im gone. im gone from everyone, im going to eat a bottle of advil and chug bleach. and im serious as shit. everyone does this to me and theres no way for me to make friends, i try to be funny adn just annoy people alright im ****ed up and craazy i get it and im sory so **** all of you im gone for good


Ok.
#8
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A million websites? You're an ambitious little thing aren't you?
Or very sad.
#10
so see you later. oh wait...
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubblegum"
#11
Quote by Guitarguyteddyb
ok thats it, ive posted in tons of forums trying to make friends on a million websites so **** ALL OF YOU YOU WANT ME GONE!? im gone. im gone from everyone, im going to eat a bottle of advil and chug bleach. and im serious as shit. everyone does this to me and theres no way for me to make friends, i try to be funny adn just annoy people alright im ****ed up and craazy i get it and im sory so **** all of you im gone for good


wait... Is this part of the story ?
Quote by Thrill-house
You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.


Quote by Dopemgs

P.S: You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome


Quote by PsiGuy60
PS. To Conor:
You like Lamb of God, so you're awesome.
[/desperateattempttogetsigged]
#13
Quote by Guitarguyteddyb
no it is, i get it man. Theres no need to spit on the grave ok.
im gone. leave me alone


Leave you alone?
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#14
Kewl sotrie brow.

While you up there, ask Osama where he hid the gold.
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#15
C'mon, i virtually did the same thread when i was new here and they locked it right away.


i just went and grew up a little bit.


Chill.
#16
Quote by Guitarguyteddyb
no it is, i get it man. Theres no need to spit on the grave ok.
im gone. leave me alone

So now the shoe is on the other foot, as they say.
#19
Quote by Guitarguyteddyb
ok thats it, ive posted in tons of forums trying to make friends on a million websites so **** ALL OF YOU YOU WANT ME GONE!? im gone. im gone from everyone, im going to eat a bottle of advil and chug bleach. and im serious as shit. everyone does this to me and theres no way for me to make friends, i try to be funny adn just annoy people alright im ****ed up and craazy i get it and im sory so **** all of you im gone for good




This is gold.
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When I think of the perpetual journey through life
When it always feels like autumn
The wind moves slowly to the north
And the flowers die
Rain falls in my dreams

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#20
Quote by Guitarguyteddyb
ok thats it, ive posted in tons of forums trying to make friends on a million websites so **** ALL OF YOU YOU WANT ME GONE!? im gone. im gone from everyone, im going to eat a bottle of advil and chug bleach. and im serious as shit. everyone does this to me and theres no way for me to make friends, i try to be funny adn just annoy people alright im ****ed up and craazy i get it and im sory so **** all of you im gone for good


And then Jesus said unto Abraham. Cool story bro.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#24
...lol
NOW PART OF THE

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You are epic my friend ;-)
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At this point I'd be more surprised if you found me a Christian children's entertainer that didn't sodomize and eat kids.
#25
Quote by Guitarguyteddyb
ok thats it, ive posted in tons of forums trying to make friends on a million websites so **** ALL OF YOU YOU WANT ME GONE!? im gone. im gone from everyone, im going to eat a bottle of advil and chug bleach. and im serious as shit. everyone does this to me and theres no way for me to make friends, i try to be funny adn just annoy people alright im ****ed up and craazy i get it and im sory so **** all of you im gone for good

And then I stabbed you repeatedly in the neck until all hope left your eyes.



Somebody please close this. Please.
#26
Quote by Guitarguyteddyb
ok thats it, ive posted in tons of forums trying to make friends on a million websites so **** ALL OF YOU YOU WANT ME GONE!? im gone. im gone from everyone, im going to eat a bottle of advil and chug bleach. and im serious as shit. everyone does this to me and theres no way for me to make friends, i try to be funny adn just annoy people alright im ****ed up and craazy i get it and im sory so **** all of you im gone for good


You mad bro? Sure looks like you're mad!
#27
Quote by Guitarguyteddyb
ok thats it, ive posted in tons of forums trying to make friends on a million websites so **** ALL OF YOU YOU WANT ME GONE!? im gone. im gone from everyone, im going to eat a bottle of advil and chug bleach. and im serious as shit. everyone does this to me and theres no way for me to make friends, i try to be funny adn just annoy people alright im ****ed up and craazy i get it and im sory so **** all of you im gone for good


Don't forget, when chugging bleach, tip up the chin and open your throat. You're going to want to get every last drop.
#28
Quote by CoreysMonster
*reported*

we've had a gazillion of these already, and TS is gone now anyways

Why don't you close it?

Oh wait.....
#29
Quote by Guitarguyteddyb
ok thats it, ive posted in tons of forums trying to make friends on a million websites so **** ALL OF YOU YOU WANT ME GONE!? im gone. im gone from everyone, im going to eat a bottle of advil and chug bleach. and im serious as shit. everyone does this to me and theres no way for me to make friends, i try to be funny adn just annoy people alright im ****ed up and craazy i get it and im sory so **** all of you im gone for good

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#31
He's really gone...


cool
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#32
Quote by BlitzkriegAir
and then i touched myself

I moved my hand vigorously up and down my wood until i came to a might climax. Then, suddenly....
#33
A leprechaun burst out of my penis and
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#35
HE PRODUCED A GUINNESS OUT OF NOWHERE! And started reciting Keats, in...
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#37
...but then the leprechaun died of too much happiness for some reason, and...

(damn ninja)
#38
....I shat my pants because...
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#40
But then I remembered something Gandalf once told me; "Death is just another path, one we must all take"
Suddenly, I saw a light...
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When I think of the perpetual journey through life
When it always feels like autumn
The wind moves slowly to the north
And the flowers die
Rain falls in my dreams

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