i saw this and thought you all might get a laugh out of it.


​Richard Grayson, a Brooklyn writer and editor, has gone above and beyond angry or satirical tweets in response to Publishers Weekly's announcement that they would release version of Huckleberry Finn (and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer) without the word "******." He's released a whole new version of the book, entitled The Hipster Huckleberry Finn, which replaces every instance of the offending word with "hipster." Seriously. The whole thing is available for purchase for $18.99, but you can also download a PDF version for free. It ends up looking like this: It was 'lection day, and I was just about to go and vote myself if I warn't too drunk to get there; but when they told me there was a State in this country where they'd let that hipster vote, I drawed out. I says I'll never vote agin. Them's the very words I said; they all heard me; and the country may rot for all me--I'll never vote agin as long as I live. And to see the cool way of that hipster--why, he wouldn't a give me the road if I hadn't shoved him out o' the way. I says to the people, why ain't this hipster put up at auction and sold?--that's what I want to know. And what do you reckon they said? Why, they said he couldn't be sold till he'd been in the State six months, and he hadn't been there that long yet. There, now--that's a specimen. They call that a govment that can't sell a free hipster till he's been in the State six months. Here's a govment that calls itself a govment, and lets on to be a govment, and thinks it is a govment, and yet's got to set stock-still for six whole months before it can take a hold of a prowling, thieving, infernal, white-shirted free hipster, and--" "People have talked about the sanctimoniousness of what this new edition is doing, and I just think it's funny to take it further," Grayson tells Gothamist before going on to namedrop n+1, whose What Was the Hipster? hoped to end the h-word once and for all. But wherever you fall on the censorship issue, the real hero here is Find and Replace.

so what do you all think about that?
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18.99 for that? That's ridiculous.
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Wait, so his name is Dick Grayson?

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