Poll: Which kind?
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17 15%
Bacon Cheeseburger
52 46%
Mushroom Burger
3 3%
BBQ Burger
6 5%
Patty Melt
1 1%
Animal Style Burger
2 2%
Veggie Burger
4 4%
Chili Cheese Burger
7 6%
Rainbow Burger
3 3%
Other- post in thread
18 16%
Voters: 113.
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Now, all of you have most likely had the standard hamburger.

However, there are many other variations which are delicious too. Which are your favorites?

Poll incoming.

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...rainbow burger? o-o
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a burger made from the finest caucasian baby meat.
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I'm vegan and the taste of veggie burgers offends me.

SOME bean burgers can be quite tasty, not the frozen ones you would buy at the Supermarket though.
There's a place a few towns over that makes a Jalapeno bacon burger with bbq sauce and pepperjack cheese, and the only word I can think of that describes it is immaculate. Seriously, the first time I had one it was like I was eating god.
Double burger with lettuce, red onion bacon, cheese, onion rings and bbq sauce.

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The breakfast burger: eggs, bacon, cheese, and a burger patty in between two Krispy Kreme donuts!
Anything with chilli.
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Bacon DOUBLE cheeseburger...thankyou

Pussy. Its all about quadruples.

This one. Red Robin Wise Guy burger, Mozzarella sticks, pepperoni slices, and marinara sauce. Was AWESOME, too bad it's a limited time deal.

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All I like on my burgers is a bun, patty, american cheese, and bacon. No veggies or sauce.


cheeseburger with jelly.
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I like the good old burger surgery method. Take a normal cheese burger and just add whatever you have around at the time.
If you have fries, they have to go on it.
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Bacon, monterrey jack cheese, some BBQ sauce, and i'm set.

I do dig on me some pineapple burger though. Bacon, cheese, and pineapples. Perfect.
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Onion rings, Bacon, fried egg, beef patty, cheese, tomato, lettuce, ketchup.
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this looks quite tasty
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Big juicy steakburger from Dino's drowned in mayonnaise and tomato sauce
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Canadian burger, a beef burger with a slab of back bacon thrown into it... and whatever else you want.
Ranch burgers. Take a packet of hidden valley ranch mix & mix it in with the meat. yumm
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A burger I made at work from the ingredients we had and some I brought in.

Three 1/4 Lbs patties smushed together (none of that thin p*ssy meat)
swiss cheese, american cheese, cheese sauce.
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All I want is a bun with a burger, cheese, and ketchup in it. Onions, maybe a tomato slice OCCASIONALLY, and maybe a little mustard are fine, but NEVER lettuce, mayonnaise, pickles, etc. And bacon is so overrated.

However, THIS is the best burger variation ever:
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I've got two crackers that may sound nasty on paper but boy they're awesome.

1) Peanut Butter, Chilli sauce, lettuce

2) Peanut Butter, Banana, Pineapple, lettuce

Peanut butter on a beefburger is a revelation for me. GO TRY IT
I'm gunna try that. I bet it would give it an almost Thai flavor.
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bottom: bun
next: burger patty
then: cheese
next: chicken patty
then: cheese
top: top bun
last: floss pick spearing the bun & chicken (they should come with any meal at a restaurant)
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The fuck is with all these hamburger threads today? Did I miss something?

Steak, cheese, shrooms and salad
think a home made burger made with a pound of beef sandwiched in, not on, but two!!!!, grilled cheese sandwiches. with lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions, and a batch of freshly cut fries (made in my kickass deepfryer)

i used to do this once a week, but i kinda wanna live to see my kids die so im gonna lay off the fatty foods from now on
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A Pizza burger is my favorite. Pics inbound.

Edit: This monster (the patty alone was 15 pounds) overfed 12 teenage boys without breaking a sweat (though the meat was actually sweating grease throughout the whole thing), and yes the buns are large pizzas, with a smaller third pizza thrown in for fun. Sorry for the big pics.

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The more I see this thread the more the title looks like a Frank Zappa work.
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