#2
A hero.
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#3
that is epic.
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#6
Does that guy only have one leg?
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#7
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#8
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#9
Holy Shit
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#11
If it was my dad, I'd hate it.

But since it's not, I love it.
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#13
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Does that guy only have one leg?


Yep.
Isn't it a pity?
Now, isn't it a shame?
How we break each other's hearts,
And cause each other pain...


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#14
8/10.

Impressive dedication.

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#15


Oh my God.

Best troll dad story ever:
My dad would punish me with psychological torture Drove me nuts. Here's an example:
>As a kid
>Tell Dad to **** Off because rm playing Super Nintendo
>'Dad. displeased at my French. begins to formulate his plot
>Wake up the next morning
>A small beanie-baby frog is on my pillow
>Scares the crap out of me
>Shrug it off
>Go to eat breakfast
>Four cereal
>Small beanie-baby frog comes out of box 'What the ****
>Go to school 'Backpack feels heavier than usual 'Check middle pocket 'Filled with, like, ten frogs
>Am thoroughly scared now
>Look out window to daydream as I often do 'Beanie baby frog on outside windowsill
>freak out in class
>Sent out to hall
>Get home
>Pitch black because lights offend drapes pulled
>Turn on light 'ENTIRE ****ING KITCHEN FILLED WITH BEANIE BABY FROGS WHAT THE ****
>Scream Heavy knocks on door
>Tum around
>Man in frog suit pressing his face against the door
>Scream
>Run up to room 'Lock the door
>A single frog in the middle of the floor on top of a piece of paper 'Lift up frog
>Take note
>Read note "Open the door. son."
>Scared, open door for frogman Frogman, silently, slowly walks up to me
>"I know it's you. Dad." I say. 'He says in a voice nothing like my father's: "It is not, >Anon."
>I scream He takes mask off 'It's my Uncle 'My dad comes into the house laughing like an idiot
>I pissed myself
>Dad laughs and says. 'We don't say '****' in this house. boy. Now who's up for McDonald's?"
Seriously Dad where did you get all those ****ing beanie babies from
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Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#16
^ that is ****ing incredible.

Balls, now I'm gona get frogged.
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#22


I salute you, oh worthy troll father.
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#23
A god amongst men.
For Frodo!
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#25
So this is how those kids who kill their whole family are created.
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#26
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I wonder how his son could STAND it.

Guess you could say he's got a leg up from this. If he can stand this, he can stand anything.
#27
That man is a freakin hero!
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Awesome guy right here
#28
Is the guy in that mermaid costume George Lopez?
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You should click on those, I think.



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#30
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Did the kid do something wrong? Dad is a moron.

I agree. The dad is being really out of line and I think anyone who'd argue against this doesn't have a leg to stand on.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#33
These puns are leaning towards distastefulness.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#34
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Troll dad


If your going to post the pasta, post the whole thing.
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#35
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These puns are leaning towards distastefulness.


its not our fault, the balance of the thread is one sided
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jimmybanks youre a genius.


aparently i ar smrt?
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jimmybanks youre a genius


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#36
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If your going to post the pasta, post the whole thing.

I didn't even know there was more of it.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#37
where does he get all these costumes?
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#39
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where does he get all these costumes?


Did you even read the article?
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