Poll: Are you pee shy?
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View poll results: Are you pee shy?
Yes I am
127 46%
No I am not
92 33%
Wakka Wakka
60 22%
Voters: 279.
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#1
Are you?

I've figured out that I am horribly pee-shy.

I went to a public bathroom a few weeks ago, had a 5 second conversation with a dude who was just standing there waiting for his buddy to come out of the stall and I was standing in front of the urinal with my peen out, not peeing for 2 minutes. Shit was awkward.

I try imagining a waterfall, but that does shit-all.
#2
Yes I am. I don't even pee in urinals anymore. Either stalls or outside if I'm at the pub.
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#3
i dunno why but sometimes yes sometimes no
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#4
Yep, I have awful pee fright. So bad that if I'm in a cubical and I know there is someone waiting outside to go in, I can't go.

Music festivals aren't very fun for me
#5
Horribly. I have a lot of troubles even in cubicles, and even at home if I know some one is outside the bathroom door, even more-so if I know they're waiting to get in...
#8
nope. in fact, when i go in a public restroom, i usually strip completely naked and then proceed to run around peeing everywhere. the fact that it's the ladies room makes it worse.
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#9
Can't do it. Long car rides are the worst, especially when all you have is public rest-stops every 40 miles.
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#10
I hate Pee-Shy

I can get it out to anyone not scared, but when it comes to peeing in a urinal I fail
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#11
I'm conspicously comfortable.
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#12
Not at all, but I'm cripplingly poo-shy.
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#14
heck no, with my job I'm hardly near a bathroom, we just whip it out and go wherever, usually on a truck tire or on the hood of your friends truck for laughs !! LOL
#15
Quote by Wisthekiller
If I can't walk right when I think people are looking at me, how the hell could I not be pee shy? I failed my drug test because I couldn't pee enough out of shyness... (self esteem! HA! who needs it?)


Oh god, I get that so badly as well. It annoys the hell out of me...
#16
Quote by robhc
Horribly. I have a lot of troubles even in cubicles, and even at home if I know some one is outside the bathroom door, even more-so if I know they're waiting to get in...

I was out the other week and in the toilets of a bar. A guy was already pissing when I went in and when I tried to piss in the cubicles I couldn't. Then I waited for him to go out and straight away the rivers were flowing!

WAT TTHE HELL IZ RONG WITH ME!!?
#17
A little bit?
I can pee in public toilets and all that, but last year we were on the road to a festival for about 6 hours and when we were almost there we hit major traffic because the local town couldn't handle all the vehicles.
So I decided to take a piss in a field near the road. I stood with my back to the traffic but after a few minutes of total nothingness I decided to get into the car again with my still full bladder....CRAP!
#18
Quote by Droste
So I decided to take a piss in a field near the road. I stood with my back to the traffic but after a few minutes of total nothingness I decided to get into the car again with my still full bladder....CRAP!

That's happened to me a few times and it has to be the worst thing in the world.

I actually left a great spot just before Muse were coming on at a festival to go piss. After queuing for a good 20 mins I went in and I couldn't go! So I lost my great spot and I had a bladder full of piss, wonderful.
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#20
No. Sometimes I sneak up behind people who are using the urinals and I pee on them.
#21
Quote by Duffman123
That's happened to me a few times and it has to be the worst thing in the world.

Worst is when you gotta turn around to walk to the car and your mind goes "THOSE PEOPLE NOW KNOW YOU DID NOT HAVE A WEE, THEY WERE ALL WATCHING"
#22
If its a relatively empty bathroom, then no, but if someone is waiting on me/in the next stall, then my bladder just freezes.

Quote by Droste
A little bit?
I can pee in public toilets and all that, but last year we were on the road to a festival for about 6 hours and when we were almost there we hit major traffic because the local town couldn't handle all the vehicles.
So I decided to take a piss in a field near the road. I stood with my back to the traffic but after a few minutes of total nothingness I decided to get into the car again with my still full bladder....CRAP!

Having to put a seatbelt back on with a full bladder is the worst thing ever.
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#23
No, but I don't often talk to people while pissing, don't bother me that they're around though.

EDIT: Although I find pissing outside far more comfortable whether people are around or not. Just something about the open air that mkaes taking a leak awesome.
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#24
''pee shy''

pretty beta if you can't piss in public. I don't like to talk to people whenI'm pissing though.
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#26
I can't pee when other girls are around.


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#27
I can't pee in urinals at all, has to be a cubicle every time.
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#28
If I am alone in bathroom, I'll use the urinal or if they those separating things. I can go then. Otherwise, cubicle for it.


For some odd reason, everytime I've ever used a urinal, someone always uses a near one and then immediately looks at me and then down.

I then become both scared and embarrassed.
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#29
If there's an Asian guy standing next to me in the stall I wait til he's gone before I whip it out. I don't want to embarrass him with my Black schlong
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#31
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''pee shy''

pretty beta if you can't piss in public. I don't like to talk to people whenI'm pissing though.


this image should be stamped to your head and you should look in the mirror everytime you are about to post something




you are so alpha online dude, like omg.

your self conciousness seeps right through your attitude.
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#32
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''pee shy''

pretty beta if you can't piss in public. I don't like to talk to people whenI'm pissing though.


You are obviously beta if you are self conscious enough to even look up what beta means.
#34
Not in public. Cubicals, urinals, hell even on the side of a motorway on the way to a festival; fine.
But in other peoples houses, or in a hotel room or something with people I know well in close proximity...I get self conscious of pissing loudly To the point where I vaguely remember being very drunk at my ex's house, and their bathroom was right next to her parents bedroom...so I ended up kneeling on the floor in effort to make it quieter. Not done that while sober though
#35
Haha I have a friend who is "pee shy." He'll wait in line at the bar just to go piss in the one stall instead of just using a urinal. As for me...yeah I might be the guy who starts talking to ya while looking at the wall.
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#36
I have a problem with being self conscious about not peeing enough. Sometimes I can spit more than I can pee. Not because I don't pee enough, but because I have to several times a day before and after I do something. I call it OCD, but it's not as bad as it used to be.

Tips to pee better:
Look straight up in the air.
Lean against something. Except when your going in a urinal. It'd be kinda weird leaning against the person peeing next to you.
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#37
Quote by Wisthekiller
If I can't walk right when I think people are looking at me, how the hell could I not be pee shy? I failed my drug test because I couldn't pee enough out of shyness... (self esteem! HA! who needs it?)

Haha I knew it couldn't just be me.
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I went to a public bathroom a few weeks ago, had a 5 second conversation with a dude

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#39
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Horribly. I have a lot of troubles even in cubicles, and even at home if I know some one is outside the bathroom door, even more-so if I know they're waiting to get in...


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#40
Not really, I just take ages to get the pee flowing which annoys me. A lot
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