Welcome all UGers to the recruitment page of ABS, otherwise known as:

Abortion Baby Supersoldier

"We" are an online, Comedy Death Metal whose subject of music will range from picking flowers, to cooking human heads, to whatever "our" members can come up with. "We" would like to get more than one member so "we" don't have to use damned quotation marks every time "we" use the word we...

So, if you are interested, please join up and post what you would like to play. I'm flexible with instrument occupation, so whatever you want, go for it.

Thanks and happy hunting!
That's a Bingo!!! Is that the way you say it? "Thats's a bingo?"

-Cols. Hans Landa AKA The Jew Hunter,
Inglourious Basterds