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hey everyone,

I'm mostly a lurker here but I'd like to let you know that I'm taking off this week for a 2 year Mormon mission to Italy. I won't have internet access when I'm gone, so I will be without the pit for a while.

I just want to thank you guys for all the lulz and what not over the years. I don't think I've found a more entertaining website with such a bunch of awesome, random people.

God Bless!
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A Mormon in The Pit? How did that work out for you?
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Dude, come on man, don't be a douche.


It's how I feel. Just because its a religion doesn't make it off-limits. I've had some bad experiences with it and I just feel like their idea is way off the mark.
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Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you have to be a douche about it.
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Does the church pay for your trip or is it coming out of your own pocket? Kind of a big commitment...
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Whose dick do you gotta suck to get a mission assignment in Italy?!



No, no, no, he's Mormon. You're thinking of the Catholics.
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No-one's. This is a Mormon mission to Italy, not a Catholic one to the Pope's bedroom.



Beat ya to it, brah. Scroll up.
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hey everyone,

I'm mostly a lurker here but I'd like to let you know that I'm taking off this week for a 2 year Mormon mission to Italy. I won't have internet access when I'm gone, so I will be without the pit for a while.

I just want to thank you guys for all the lulz and what not over the years. I don't think I've found a more entertaining website with such a bunch of awesome, random people.

God Bless!

Do mormons get paid to do missions? or at least free living expenses ect.? If so why haven't I joined the mormon church yet
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Mormons are almost as fucking stupid as Scientologists. Started by a horny guy with a magic hat who believed that God lived on the sacred planet Kolob, and that all the good Mormons get their own planets/kingdoms to rule over in the afterlife. I can't believe anyone buys into this level of bullshit enough to want to spread it around. It's like herpes of the mind.

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Does the church pay for your trip or is it coming out of your own pocket? Kind of a big commitment...


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Do mormons get paid to do missions? or at least free living expenses ect.? If so why haven't I joined the mormon church yet


you pay a monthly bill of like $300 to the church, then they take care of everything. they set up apartments for us to stay in, cars to drive and give us a debit card with a set budget for food and other needs we might have. the church does pay for airfare and travel though.

so no its not free and we don't get paid, but I don't have to worry about looking for a place to live or anything, so it's not too bad. also, my parents are paying for most of it so
#24
Your religion is false. Enjoy wasting two years.


inb4 don't be a douche/ignorant/arrogant etc.
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hey everyone,

I'm mostly a lurker here but I'd like to let you know that I'm taking off this week for a 2 year Mormon mission to Italy. I won't have internet access when I'm gone, so I will be without the pit for a while.

I just want to thank you guys for all the lulz and what not over the years. I don't think I've found a more entertaining website with such a bunch of awesome, random people.

God Bless!

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#29
Lets go and spread out of touch American Religious beliefs in Europe '': D''
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you pay a monthly bill of like $300 to the church, then they take care of everything. they set up apartments for us to stay in, cars to drive and give us a debit card with a set budget for food and other needs we might have. the church does pay for airfare and travel though.

so no its not free and we don't get paid, but I don't have to worry about looking for a place to live or anything, so it's not too bad. also, my parents are paying for most of it so

hmm sounds alright.

Im just wondering how can I make money off of religion without forming a cult?
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#31
Am I the only one who is picturing this thing as being more like a James Bond mission? Godspeed TS.
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