If you had to live in Africa for a year what country would you move to?

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#1
and you aren't allowed to live with the rich people, you have to live with the commoners.


Me? Well I'd pick the DRC. Beautiful country.
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Somalia and be a pirate king!
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Africa's only one country, silly.
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#6
what do you mean by which country? africa's a country in itself

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#7
why would living in Africa change your decision of what country you wanted to live in ? It would probably only make you not want to live in Africa
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Africa's only one country, silly.


No way! You have South Africa too.
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#10
wherever i can join a lion pride and be king of the ****in' jungle!
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#11
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Somalia and be a pirate king!


If you were rich Somalia would be a sick place to live. But alas in this scenario you are not rich so you gon' get raped.
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#12
Madagascar.
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#13
Uganda, I've been before to live and work with a school in a village and I know some people there now so it wouldn't be too bad.
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#14
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Madagascar.


Really? It's the country with the probably the most hurricanes and other natural disasters (landslides and such). Plus I don't trust those monkeys.
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#15
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why would living in Africa change your decision of what country you wanted to live in ? It would probably only make you not want to live in Africa


Yeah prior to the crisis, northern Africa would have been the obvious choice but now things are a bit more interesting...
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#17
South Africa
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#18
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Plus I don't trust those monkies.


lemurs dammit
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#20
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I already live in South Africa, wanna swap?

Depends, is the apartheid still there?
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Really? It's the country with the most hurricanes and other natural disasters. Plus I don't trust those monkies.

I plan to train monkeys to rob people, then I'll live like a king in my monkey built stronghold. Also the monkeys will fight for my amusement.
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#22
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lemurs dammit


See, I knew I couldn't trust them!
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#23
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If you were rich Somalia would be a sick place to live. But alas in this scenario you are not rich so you gon' get raped.

I would re-enact scarface but set in Somalia and make this the national anthem
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#25
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I plan to train monkeys to rob people, then I'll live like a king in my monkey built stronghold. Also the monkeys will fight for my amusement.


>.> wth did I spell monkey wrong.
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#26
i have a friend called jacob that went to south africa on holiday, and he got robbed in one of the worst ways imaginable:

whilst he was driving, a kid was supposedly wearing earphones so he couldn't hear the car, and was walking looking away from the car, and sort of sprinted out into the car's path and got run over really badly. jacob got out of the car to help him up, when a gang of about 4 went inside his car and drove away with it.

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i have a friend called jacob that went to south africa on holiday, and he got robbed in one of the worst ways imaginable:

whilst he was driving, a kid was supposedly wearing earphones so he couldn't hear the car, and was walking looking away from the car, and sort of sprinted out into the car's path and got run over really badly. jacob got out of the car to help him up, when a gang of about 4 went inside his car and drove away with it.



not to be rude but at least he wasn't hurt. If he was in Mogadishu he would've been killed.
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i have a friend called jacob that went to south africa on holiday, and he got robbed in one of the worst ways imaginable:

whilst he was driving, a kid was supposedly wearing earphones so he couldn't hear the car, and was walking looking away from the car, and sort of sprinted out into the car's path and got run over really badly. jacob got out of the car to help him up, when a gang of about 4 went inside his car and drove away with it.



I would be worse if he got raped by those 4 african-africans and got quadruple aids in the proces.
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I would be worse if he got raped by those 4 african-africans and got quadruple aids in the proces.

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not to be rude but at least he wasn't hurt. If he was in Mogadishu he would've been killed.


there's a lot of ifs, like there always is, but seen as it's reality it sounds pretty terrible to me. also, the kid (who was around 10) got a compound fracture in his femur. not everybody got away unharmed.
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#31
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Kenya. Everywhere else is too scary.


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#33
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Kenya. Everywhere else is too scary.

Yeah but in Kenya, nature.


Damn nature you scary.
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there's a lot of ifs, like there always is, but seen as it's reality it sounds pretty terrible to me. also, the kid (who was around 10) got a compound fracture in his femur. not everybody got away unharmed.


Its not like that doesn't happen here.
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#36
wait, this doesn't have anything to do with me suggesting that you be an ostrich farmer when you grow up, does it? cause you don't have to live in Africa to have raise ostriches.
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#39
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wait, this doesn't have anything to do with me suggesting that you be an ostrich farmer when you grow up, does it? cause you don't have to live in Africa to have raise ostriches.

nope, I'm not going to be an ostrich farmer.

...well I won't rule it out completely but it's unlikely.
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Its not like that doesn't happen here.


not as frequently. i don't remember the last time i saw a gang of four chavs throw a kid out in the street infront of a fast moving vehicle just to rob a car.

(i'm talking about the uk, i dunno where you live)
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