#1
ive recently noticed that the fingernails on my fretting hand grow slightly faster than my picking hand... i dont know if this is directly related to playing the guitar or not but im thinking it is. anyone else notice this?
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#8
Are you right or left handed?
Nails grow faster on your dominant hand.
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My fingernails don't grow at all thanks to my teeth.

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#12
It seems to me that you can't really get AIDS very easily if you have ED, unless you're on bottom. Then all is well and you sir have AIDS.
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#13
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The nails on your non dominant hand grow faster in general.

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Nails grow faster on your dominant hand.


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well im right handed and i fret with my left. im afraid to say that im getting some disputing answers here... and im quite worried to learn that i may have ED and AIDS...


You have Erectile AIDS

or AIDS Dysfunction.

Lets hope its the second.

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#19
Finger picking, or hitting the strings with your fingers while picking, might slowly wear down the nails.
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#20
According to some program I saw as a kid, the nails on your dominant hand grow faster than the nails on the other hand.
IT'S BEEN
#21
Its called SDS in its typical form it affects the hands and sometimes the penis causing E. D. Like symptoms in some cases however it typically affects the hands causing slow malformation of the fingers and other joints in the hands.
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#22
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Finger picking, or hitting the strings with your fingers while picking, might slowly wear down the nails.


No. Its not this. It will never be this.


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Its called SDS in its typical form it affects the hands and sometimes the penis causing E. D. Like symptoms in some cases however it typically affects the hands causing slow malformation of the fingers and other joints in the hands.


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#25
Quote by LastBaron
ive recently noticed that the fingernails on my fretting hand grow slightly faster than my picking hand...

That's not your fingernails growing faster, that's the ends of your fingers being worn down faster, making it look like your fingernails are growing faster.
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Quote by LastBaron
well im right handed and i fret with my left. im afraid to say that im getting some disputing answers here... and im quite worried to learn that i may have ED and AIDS...


Make sure to serve drinks n streamers at your funeral. Otherwise no ones gonna wanna get your air aids.
#27
Quote by LastBaron
ive recently noticed that the fingernails on my fretting hand grow slightly faster than my picking hand... i dont know if this is directly related to playing the guitar or not but im thinking it is. anyone else notice this?

Wait... so you're saying that your nails grow faster than your hand?


Okay. I don't believe playing guitar affects that. My sister doesn't play guitar and it happens to her too.