#8
Ask her if you can see her masturbating and call it even.


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#10
This, is why you need a Yukon...
TO ALL MY KILLERS AND MY HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLERS...
...TO EMO KIDS THAT GOT TOO MANY FEELINGS
#11
Quote by Momentosis
Ask her if you can see her masturbating and call it even.



just like in my mangaz!
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Call me Paul. I prefer that.
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I think you're my soulmate
#12
Quote by Momentosis
Ask her if you can see her masturbating and call it even.



This. It's the only way the balance of the universe can be restored.
#14
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This. It's the only way the balance of the universe can be restored.


i love you
#16
Quote by Meelad360
Finish while staring into her eyes.


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#18
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#19
ask her to join.
tell her to join.
make her join.
Get ransacked by the media.
Go to court.
Point out that 3 middle school girls can strip down an 11 year old boy with little consequence
????
PROFIT!
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"Trans Princess". You're bitching over nothing, and you know it.
#21
Get time machine

Lock door
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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