#1
So what is my business and what is on my business card.

INB4 killing is my business and business is good.
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#2
Making threads is your business and business is ok.
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#3
Professional Homosexual.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#4
Professional Dummy
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#5
Witchmaster General - for all your heathen needs!

  • Friendly
  • Fast
  • Efficient
  • Pious


You'll never have to drown an innocent yourself, ever again!

Edit: Fucked that one up

Edit2: I'll kill you metacarpi



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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
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#6
Zero-Hartman: Professional All Round Nice Guy.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#7
Sex God.
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If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#8
Boss.
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

UG Awards
1st: Biggest Ego
1st: Most Likely To Become Famous
1st: Most Pretentious User
#9
Seeneyj

Tired of those damn Aborigines hiding in your pantry? Call me and they'll be gone by morning!


I feed on their flesh
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#10
Snowman388

He's a carrot. Guaranteed to improve your eyesight.

Warning: Snowman388 is not responsible if your nose is gone after any eyesight improvement procedures.
#12
these user above you threads are getting ****ing ridiculous.

that being said probably "hood nigga"
#13
Batman187

Professional mad person
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#15
Hairy ass.
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#16
Communist.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#19
Professional pit monkey
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#21
Professional useless drummer.
Quote by tattyreagh
He's the hero The Pit deserves but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. GbAdimDb5m7.


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#22
Profesional Female Creature Lover.

Edit: Ninjas

To Chordman

Rambunxious Gay
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#23
*characters I can't type*-Pimp Master General

YOU WANT HOES? I GOT HOES.
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness