#1
So yeah, you just post one less number the poster above you did, and you post the reason why the apple was gone, for example.

1000 apples on a tree and I ate one.

999 apples on a tree and I stole one.

And so on, so let's see if you can not ruin this!

1000 apples on a tree, and I married one and went to Las Vegas with it.
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#2
I just chopped the tree down, gutted.
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everything that you've come to expect


#6
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I just chopped the tree down, gutted.


/thread
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#8
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I just chopped the tree down, gutted.

Well...guess we're done here, then.
#9
Still 999 more apples on the tree, it can't be cut, it is invincible.
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#10
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Still 999 more apples on the tree, it can't be cut, it is invincible.


Deus ex machina.
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#12
999 apples on the tree, and I lit the whole damned thing on fire, so no more picking apples off the tree unless you want to get burned.
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#15
I am so confused.
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#16
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Still 999 more apples on the tree, it can't be cut, it is invincible.

Can we bury Kensai under the tree?

He would have liked that
#18
-998. I gave the rest to little orphan children.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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#21
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Still 999 more apples on the tree, it can't be cut, it is invincible.


Then how do the apples move from the tree into our mouths? If the tree can't be cut, then it won't break, even at the apple-tree connection--are we supposed to jump up, grab the apples in our mouths, and hang there while we chew? What if the apples themselves are also invincible (which would be likely seeing as they are composed of the same genetic material as the tree), we would break our teeth and digestive tracts. THIS SCENARIO IS SCIENTIFICALLY IMPLAUSIBLE and I'm upset because of it.
#22
I fertilized the tree with nuclear waste. Now we have 1678 bipedal apples capable of independent thought, and a massive hulk of an irradiated tree who wouldn't exactly approve of you guys trying to cut it down, burn it, and farm its apples. Enjoy the radiation f**ckers
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#24
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I just chopped the tree down, gutted.


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#25
997 apples, I made a thread about one and it died from excitement.
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#26
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This tree's apple count fluctuates worse than my stock market portfolio after private emergency force puts out a fire in Disney caused by a Boeing 747 crash that occurred because apple released the Apple iFly; making his job obsolete (With a Verizon contract).


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#27
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
997 apples, I made a thread about one and it died from excitement.


0 apples, I used a time machine and went to December 21st 2012.
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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#28
But... what if I'm allergic to apples?
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#30
Took them all away except 1, and planted a pear tree next to it.

Just cause I want to piss of Apple
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every man on here who tries to touch them will get his dick chopped off.

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#31
did you really think this would work?
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#32
your user title is quite appropriate...

Careful...TS poisoned them apples..
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#33
How can I eat an apple with all these bottles of beer on the wall?
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
#34
Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
Still 999 more apples on the tree, it can't be cut, it is invincible.
You can't change the rules on us just because no one wants to play your silly game! If we kill your damn tree, then you just have to deal with it.

/drops nuke on tree

Edit: Damn you, GisleAune!
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Jun 7, 2011,
#35
An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head, and gravity was created.

Gravity makes all the apples fall to the ground.

ZERO FUCKING APPLES ON THAT GODDAMN TREE
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