Poll: Kids?
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Yes
185 70%
No
78 30%
Voters: 263.
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#3
Yes, boys. I shall teach them to be the best footballers in the world and live off them for the rest of my life. Simples.
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#5
Never did. Have now. Dealing with it.
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#6
not now but far in the future yes
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#7
Yeah sure, I quite like kids. I'd probably be a shit dad though.
#8
yes, so i can teach them how to make me shit and run errands and shit

also, i like to dress them up in star wars gear and rehearse scripts
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#9
Yup.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#10
Pfft, the Pit's only chance at having kids is adoption, AM I RIGHT?!
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#11
I don't know if I could go through that pain and I wouldn't know if I could raise them good enough. I mean being a parent is hard work so I really don't know. I'm leaning towards no.
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#13
No, not really.
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#14
I would feel like a failure if I didn't.

My friend recently disclosed to me that he was infertile, poor bastard.
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#17
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Pfft, the Pit's only chance at having kids is adoption, AM I RIGHT?!


No, no you're not


Maybe you are
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#19
Nope.
One day I might adopt one, but I don't ever want one with my girlfriend/(or future)wife.
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#20
If I know anything about genetics, my children would have horns.

Make of that what you will.
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#21
Quote by Twist of fate
I hate kids and always will.


don't you want to raise a child, though? they don't really stay kids forever, and they grow up fast, and how they are is a reflection on you, and you can teach them to do things you're good at and things

i've totally sold you, right?
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#23
Quote by laid-to-waste
don't you want to raise a child, though? they don't really stay kids forever, and they grow up fast, and how they are is a reflection on you, and you can teach them to do things you're good at and things

i've totally sold you, right?

It would grow up to hate me and then I would become a bitter old man.
#24
No, because babies rip your vagina open and scream and shit everywhere and make you fat and give you hideous enormous saggy nipples and vomit on the shoulder of all your clothes and wake you up in the night every night and are double incontinent and scream about it and need constant supervision and drain your finances and stop you getting a full time job and touch all your stuff and break things and get fingerprints everywhere and don't clean up after themselves and just generally completely ruin your life in every possible way.
#27
Quote by Trowzaa
No, no you're not


Maybe you are

well, adoption or this:


I really don't know if I want kids though. I'd probably adopt, but i'd also like one of my own just to get these awesome genes in this world for longer. I don't want an ugly baby.
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#29
Quote by Twist of fate
It would grow up to hate me and then I would become a bitter old man.


unless you abuse them or something, they'll secretly love you but they won't tell you

if your children hate you, you've become a successful parent

also, you'll probably be more bitter if you don't have kids, and you'll just sit there in your rocking chair filled with regret with nothing to leave in the world

i know i wouldn't be at peace with my death until i know i've left 2 or 3 kids in the world to lead a good life
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#31
Yes, that way I get to blow my load in my future wife without having an unexpected or unwanted pregnancy.


Really: I want to raise kids of my own.
#32
Quote by laid-to-waste
unless you abuse them or something, they'll secretly love you but they won't tell you

if your children hate you, you've become a successful parent

also, you'll probably be more bitter if you don't have kids, and you'll just sit there in your rocking chair filled with regret with nothing to leave in the world

i know i wouldn't be at peace with my death until i know i've left 2 or 3 kids in the world to lead a good life

I'd rather be married and live quietly with the love of my life, someone who also shares my view on children.
#33
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
No, because babies rip your vagina open and scream and shit everywhere and make you fat and give you hideous enormous saggy nipples and vomit on the shoulder of all your clothes and wake you up in the night every night and are double incontinent and scream about it and need constant supervision and drain your finances and stop you getting a full time job and touch all your stuff and break things and get fingerprints everywhere and don't clean up after themselves and just generally completely ruin your life in every possible way.


except we're biologically engineered to be irrational

you know you want enormous saggy nipples deep down


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I'd rather be married and live quietly with the love of my life, someone who also shares my view on children.


all to their own :brofist:

EDIT: why isn't there a brofist?
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#34
the new threads in the pit are really so random, even more then they used to be.
#35
I wanted to write inb4 Mistress_Ibanez starts describing babies as the devil, damn
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#36
I'd like to have kids yes.

In my basement, unclothed.
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#37
yeah just one though for my sweet sweet genetic material
adopt another

i worry about overpopulation...

also i think id be a good father kids love me and they fear me
#39
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
No, because babies rip your vagina open and scream and shit everywhere and make you fat and give you hideous enormous saggy nipples and vomit on the shoulder of all your clothes and wake you up in the night every night and are double incontinent and scream about it and need constant supervision and drain your finances and stop you getting a full time job and touch all your stuff and break things and get fingerprints everywhere and don't clean up after themselves and just generally completely ruin your life in every possible way.


If I remember correctly, you're a teacher. And that's one hell of a run-on sentence. I am proud.
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#40
I want a Jane
and a Brody
Yes a girl and a boy.
So that makes 2 kids
Call me Sean
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